I cant imagine having to wear my dress uniform, climb a mountain, and light up the enemy. That just sounds like the definition of suck.
TheAlissaQuinn on
It really does feel like a Monty Python skit
Sufficient_Tough3629 on
It’s all fun and games until you join the French legion ðŸ˜
phinphis on
Fancy hats. Amazing they stay on their heads with all the flopping around.
Wayne_Hetherington on
How did they get a nice colour video of this in 1896?
Evening_Flatworm5850 on
Looks like a Mel Brooks production
chucks8up on
Oh yeah guys we can take them. One skip two skip KICK! Oh no guys! They’re using the two skip kick method! We gotta get the hell outta here!!
The_Lonesome_Poet on
This looks like the kind of martial arts you practice in a cheesy musical about some star struck lovers.
ChuckN0RR1S on
Ballroom fighting. The music really brings it together.
cliOwler on
Hold my brie Pierre! Am goin to dance! And I will dance till ze enemy is dead and gone! DANCE!
Chemical_Tooth_3713 on
These were the times when the fitness test was an inspection of your big ass mustache.
Most_Discipline5737 on
Every single one of them looks incredibly French.
NotUrPunchingBag on
Looks like their butt cheeks are bare with some of the shadowing. 🤣
peng79 on
It’s kung fu! But with more of a lalidaaah touch!
NecRobin on
I mean it looks great as a synchronized dance but if I see that next to a polynesian Haka, I know what I’d be more scared of.
cocoonstate1 on
A routine like this is meant to train coordination, discipline and unity. The comments here seem to be under the impression that they would use this dance on the battlefield lol
Ereisor on
Oompa loompa doopity doop
Megaminimaxi on
The key is to confuse your enemy with gracious hops before delivering a devastating slap.
Jairlyn on
Shouldn’t they be holding a glass of wine baguette and Brie?
Cayorus on
![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized)
Caan_Sensei on
That’s what we were doing behind The Maginot Line in 1940, we’re still processing what went wrong
thewhitebuttboy on
Honestly I can understand why they revolt so much
PangolinLow6657 on
It’s like shadowboxing, or training on specific moves you can cookie-cut as situations call for them
Radiatethe88 on
It helped in 2 world wars.
MilStd on
Imagine getting your arse handed to you by a guy in a floppy hat that smells of wine and garlic that then hops away.
Hawkwise83 on
The French: We need a martial art but non available are as sassy. Let’s make a sassy one.
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Fk is this supposed to do
I cant imagine having to wear my dress uniform, climb a mountain, and light up the enemy. That just sounds like the definition of suck.
It really does feel like a Monty Python skit
It’s all fun and games until you join the French legion ðŸ˜
Fancy hats. Amazing they stay on their heads with all the flopping around.
How did they get a nice colour video of this in 1896?
Looks like a Mel Brooks production
Oh yeah guys we can take them. One skip two skip KICK! Oh no guys! They’re using the two skip kick method! We gotta get the hell outta here!!
This looks like the kind of martial arts you practice in a cheesy musical about some star struck lovers.
Ballroom fighting. The music really brings it together.
Hold my brie Pierre! Am goin to dance! And I will dance till ze enemy is dead and gone! DANCE!
These were the times when the fitness test was an inspection of your big ass mustache.
Every single one of them looks incredibly French.
Looks like their butt cheeks are bare with some of the shadowing. 🤣
It’s kung fu! But with more of a lalidaaah touch!
I mean it looks great as a synchronized dance but if I see that next to a polynesian Haka, I know what I’d be more scared of.
A routine like this is meant to train coordination, discipline and unity. The comments here seem to be under the impression that they would use this dance on the battlefield lol
Oompa loompa doopity doop
The key is to confuse your enemy with gracious hops before delivering a devastating slap.
Shouldn’t they be holding a glass of wine baguette and Brie?
![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized)
That’s what we were doing behind The Maginot Line in 1940, we’re still processing what went wrong
Honestly I can understand why they revolt so much
It’s like shadowboxing, or training on specific moves you can cookie-cut as situations call for them
It helped in 2 world wars.
Imagine getting your arse handed to you by a guy in a floppy hat that smells of wine and garlic that then hops away.
The French: We need a martial art but non available are as sassy. Let’s make a sassy one.
The true [Savate god](https://cdn001.tintin.com/public/tintin/img/static/professor-calculus/tournesol-calculus.jpg)
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This is why france has never won a war in history
You gotta know it!!!
It’s electric!! (boogie woogie, woogie)
Now you can’t hold it
It’s electric! (boogie woogie, woogie)
But you know it’s there…..Here, there and everywhere
How is this better quality than a TV show filmed in the 90s
French can can would have been less ridiculous
Lets fight like gentleman
Looks ridiculous but there’s been some a* fighters from this school, early UFC had a bunch Gerard Gordeau got to the final using Savate.
Other savateurs have competed in MMA, such as Bellator Light Heavyweight Champion Christian M’Pumbu, Karl Amoussou and Cheick Kongo.
Cupid shuffle
I was listening to bob marley when this appeared in my feed and it syncs pretty well imo.
You spelled DANCING incorrectly
Is there at least footage of someone actually practicing Savate? I really just want to see how a sparring session looks.