The exiting lion in the back is like “Actually, I didn’t even feel like crossing this river today… Deuces ✌️ ”
Routinestory8383 on
That first one we see heading back to shore! Imma head out guys. Godspeed
The-Lord-Moccasin on
I had a reflexive urge to act anal over calling a group of lions a “coalition” rather than a “pride”, but the oddly-specific terminology puzzled me enough to look it up.
TIL an exclusively *male* group of lions is apparently a coalition rather than a pride.
SFW_Account_67 on
Lions may be king of the jungle. But hippos are king of the river.
Ceramicrabbit on
Lion was lucky to survive honestly
Rainbow334dr on
Hippos look fat but are more muscle than you realize.
onp99 on
Hippo is no joke lol
SeductionSizzles7 on
We’re not friends, don’t stroll around here you fools!!!
Whetherwax on
Yeah lions are definitelt not the “king of the jungle” as the saying goes. Hippos kill more humans every years than lions as well. Do not fuck with something that’s like 20% mouth.
XxShakallxX on
Moto Moto aint no joke
NotFrank on
Gonna treat those lions like three shiny marbles
Click_Status on
Simba got outta there
JJred96 on
Dat hippo looked hunnnnnnnnnnnngry!
_Vivcsike20 on
The speed at which these Murder Cows move is terrifying. One minute they’re chilling, shooting spritzes of water out their nose, the next they’re ready to murder one of the top predators on the planet, let alone 3 of them at once. What an absolutely glorious and completely absurd fucking animal. Bravo.
Also love that as soon as the lions are in the water they’re glancing over like, “Yo, are you sure this is safe?”
BoratKazak on
Who else just call all animal groups…
🥁 🥁 🥁
A group?
Like, a group of lions, or birds, or fish. They’re all groups. Why we gotta get fancy.
Waste_Click4654 on
“Get off my lawn” …
DMT1980 on
“You’re in my house now motherfuckers” – That hippo, probably
MrBitterJustice on
Imagine thinking you are king of the jungle and then this fat asshole comes charging at you
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Goodness, hippos move amazingly fast in water. Lions are “oh hell no!”.
That hippo was moving 😮 like it was owed rent
Damn he looks like a war machine lol
Those lions must have skipped the toll fee, that’s why the hippo is charging at them! Not on my watch lol
Once they’re in the water, isn’t it a school of lions?
Hippos are terrifying. I’d rather face the lion than the hippo any day.
Is this standing on business?
The new king of the jungle
With one of the strongest bite force in the animal kingdom, people often underestimate how dangerous they are. If scientists tried recreating how a hippo would look based on its skull alone, they would look [scary af](https://www.reddit.com/r/Paleontology/comments/nwkvqi/how_would_you_respond_to_this/).
Humans killed by lions per year: about 20
Humans killed by hippos per year: [about 500](https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/deadliest-animals-to-humans)
Fuuuuuuuck hippos.
King of the jungle my ass.
Poor Mufasas
Oh boy! Kittens!
The exiting lion in the back is like “Actually, I didn’t even feel like crossing this river today… Deuces ✌️ ”
That first one we see heading back to shore! Imma head out guys. Godspeed
I had a reflexive urge to act anal over calling a group of lions a “coalition” rather than a “pride”, but the oddly-specific terminology puzzled me enough to look it up.
TIL an exclusively *male* group of lions is apparently a coalition rather than a pride.
Lions may be king of the jungle. But hippos are king of the river.
Lion was lucky to survive honestly
Hippos look fat but are more muscle than you realize.
Hippo is no joke lol
We’re not friends, don’t stroll around here you fools!!!
Yeah lions are definitelt not the “king of the jungle” as the saying goes. Hippos kill more humans every years than lions as well. Do not fuck with something that’s like 20% mouth.
Moto Moto aint no joke
Gonna treat those lions like three shiny marbles
Simba got outta there
Dat hippo looked hunnnnnnnnnnnngry!
The speed at which these Murder Cows move is terrifying. One minute they’re chilling, shooting spritzes of water out their nose, the next they’re ready to murder one of the top predators on the planet, let alone 3 of them at once. What an absolutely glorious and completely absurd fucking animal. Bravo.
Also love that as soon as the lions are in the water they’re glancing over like, “Yo, are you sure this is safe?”
Who else just call all animal groups…
🥁 🥁 🥁
A group?
Like, a group of lions, or birds, or fish. They’re all groups. Why we gotta get fancy.
“Get off my lawn” …
“You’re in my house now motherfuckers” – That hippo, probably
Imagine thinking you are king of the jungle and then this fat asshole comes charging at you
Hippos are some badass MF’s!!