Once heard someone say a bald eagle was basically a vulture with great PR.
Evening_Break_3825 on
Idk why it reminds me of those “He’s so hot, he didn’t do it” tiktok vids of legit serial killers for some reason, like idk why that was my first thought
GetDownDamien on
You need to see the black swan, they have such bright red beaks, they get no pr tho…. i wonder why
thatsnotchocolatebby on
Absolutely! Goose level aggression is tolerated because of ballet.
rachel__slur on
Very pretty + vicious and high-tempered. Put her on Baddies
dmonkey16 on
Not as bad as geese though. I’ll be minding my own business and a goose come out of nowhere hissing at me like a criminal. Got me at the park with my head on a swivel
I got chased on a run once by a goose and a swan…I stg they even has some baby ducks with them. Idk wtf they were doing but they got pissed at my presence.
Kotori425 on
*”But swans are so beautiful!”* Yeah, and Lucifer was the most beautiful of the angels lmao
terriaminute on
Large, territorial birds are what happens when the dinosaurs don’t actually ALL die off. 🙂
wykkedfaery33 on
They’re not evil, they just ain’t taking shit from anyone or anything. Dolphins are evil.
viralsumo1 on
TIL swans are baddies!
Throwawhaey on
There’s nothing evil about a Swan. They’re just doing what they need to to survive. Only fools mess with swans, and they only do it once.
wicodly on
Listen I’m not the toughest person out there but are these bird protected or something? Swans, Geese, Canadian Geese, the ducks that roam? Is there some reason people don’t just grab them by their necks and swing them like prime Shohei Ohtani? I understand some of them are large but come on. Fight back. Punt some of these glorified chickens.
Theres a running joke about black people wanting to have a run in with a karen. I want to run into one of these ducks, especially if they attack. I want to find out how evil they are.
Impressive_Main5160 on
These things would just straight attack people at the duck pond near me. You thought you were feeding cute ducks and now you are running for your life from a pair of 70lb birds.
MomsSpecialFriend on
There’s a roadside zoo by my house (it’s actually nice, more Doc Antle than Tiger King) and there is a breeding pair of swans in a very large pond by themselves with a fence that would hold in a T-Rex, and the male will come clear across the entire pond to come chase you as you walk along the path near the fence line in one corner. Mad as hell too.
Apoordm on
These are geese who can actually back up their bloodlust.
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Once heard someone say a bald eagle was basically a vulture with great PR.
Idk why it reminds me of those “He’s so hot, he didn’t do it” tiktok vids of legit serial killers for some reason, like idk why that was my first thought
You need to see the black swan, they have such bright red beaks, they get no pr tho…. i wonder why
Absolutely! Goose level aggression is tolerated because of ballet.
Very pretty + vicious and high-tempered. Put her on Baddies
Not as bad as geese though. I’ll be minding my own business and a goose come out of nowhere hissing at me like a criminal. Got me at the park with my head on a swivel
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Same same
I got chased on a run once by a goose and a swan…I stg they even has some baby ducks with them. Idk wtf they were doing but they got pissed at my presence.
*”But swans are so beautiful!”* Yeah, and Lucifer was the most beautiful of the angels lmao
Large, territorial birds are what happens when the dinosaurs don’t actually ALL die off. 🙂
They’re not evil, they just ain’t taking shit from anyone or anything. Dolphins are evil.
TIL swans are baddies!
There’s nothing evil about a Swan. They’re just doing what they need to to survive. Only fools mess with swans, and they only do it once.
Listen I’m not the toughest person out there but are these bird protected or something? Swans, Geese, Canadian Geese, the ducks that roam? Is there some reason people don’t just grab them by their necks and swing them like prime Shohei Ohtani? I understand some of them are large but come on. Fight back. Punt some of these glorified chickens.
Theres a running joke about black people wanting to have a run in with a karen. I want to run into one of these ducks, especially if they attack. I want to find out how evil they are.
These things would just straight attack people at the duck pond near me. You thought you were feeding cute ducks and now you are running for your life from a pair of 70lb birds.
There’s a roadside zoo by my house (it’s actually nice, more Doc Antle than Tiger King) and there is a breeding pair of swans in a very large pond by themselves with a fence that would hold in a T-Rex, and the male will come clear across the entire pond to come chase you as you walk along the path near the fence line in one corner. Mad as hell too.
These are geese who can actually back up their bloodlust.