Just hand over your laptop, Mr. Robinson. What do you have to hide?
dewpacs on
Robinson: They can do that 😳😳
Serious_SnowBall161 on
IT has placed your mailbox on litigation hold. No items can be deleted or altered because you were a dum fuck and now we have to protect ourselves legally.
Honestly if I hosted anything for politicians I would enable lithold by default just to cover my ass.
Working the abuse department at an ISP is one of the most miserable, soul-sucking job you can imagine, especially if you start getting requests for data from the feds because then you know you’re about to see some fucked up shit.
throw_blanket04 on
Because there is probably a whole hell of a lot more that he has said and done and he knows they will find it.
YankeeLiar on
Dude’s search history probably reads like HP Lovecraft, it’s all tentacles, fish people, and racism.
caveatlector73 on
I just spit out my sip of soda. Wipes screen of while still laughing helplessly.
First_Play5335 on
Initially he blamed the comments on AI (which wasn’t invented until after he made those comments in 2010.)
Deep_Bit5618 on
Just lie and reject facts …. This is the Republican way
username32768 on
If Simon & Garfunkel wrote ‘Mr. Robinson’…
>And here’s to you, Mr~~s~~. Robinson
~~Jesus~~ **Donald** loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
**GOP** ~~God~~ bless you, please, Mr~~s~~. Robinson
~~Heaven~~ **Prison** holds a place for those who ~~pray~~ **prey**
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
We’d like to know a little bit about you for our **prosecution** files
~~We’d like to help you learn to help yourself~~
Look around you, all you see are **un**sympathetic eyes
Impossible_Penalty13 on
Oh, so there’s even more stuff out there that we don’t know about yet. Cool
Why bother investigating the truth when simply saying ‘That’s a lie’ is good enough for the MAGAts?
Steecie41 on
“Trust me bro!! It wasn’t me.”
dimforest on
You’d think an innocent person being set up would welcome some experts weighing in to help prove his innocence.
stink-stunk on
Well… I might have been a member of naked Africa, but somebody hacked my account, and posted those slanderous, salacious posts.
Used_Intention6479 on
Mark’s next book: “If I Did It”.
SamHandwichIV on
spacemanspiff1115 on
Trust me bro isn’t working like he’d hoped it would…
Comfortable_Swim_380 on
In my field. I heard story about a CFO that requested a audit of the network for a company all hands meeting. He had planned to publicly shame the worst offender.
Problem was the CFO apparently was the worst offender when the tech found loads of kitty porn on his machine. Audit the network means the entire network.
The tech approached him about it and without getting a word in edgewise the CFO barked I don’t care about the name just do as you were told why are you bothering me about the name.
Ooookay he replied. So he did what he was told and prepared the presentation as instructed a long diatribe were the CFO would stand up there and publicly shame himself.
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it was, in fact, him.
Just hand over your laptop, Mr. Robinson. What do you have to hide?
Robinson: They can do that 😳😳
IT has placed your mailbox on litigation hold. No items can be deleted or altered because you were a dum fuck and now we have to protect ourselves legally.
Honestly if I hosted anything for politicians I would enable lithold by default just to cover my ass.
https://preview.redd.it/kt9izn2f9mqd1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=e63aa29df77f093c1f0586deb0b86706575a7f78
PLEASE don’t look in my closet!!!!!
Working the abuse department at an ISP is one of the most miserable, soul-sucking job you can imagine, especially if you start getting requests for data from the feds because then you know you’re about to see some fucked up shit.
Because there is probably a whole hell of a lot more that he has said and done and he knows they will find it.
Dude’s search history probably reads like HP Lovecraft, it’s all tentacles, fish people, and racism.
I just spit out my sip of soda. Wipes screen of while still laughing helplessly.
Initially he blamed the comments on AI (which wasn’t invented until after he made those comments in 2010.)
Just lie and reject facts …. This is the Republican way
If Simon & Garfunkel wrote ‘Mr. Robinson’…
>And here’s to you, Mr~~s~~. Robinson
~~Jesus~~ **Donald** loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
**GOP** ~~God~~ bless you, please, Mr~~s~~. Robinson
~~Heaven~~ **Prison** holds a place for those who ~~pray~~ **prey**
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
We’d like to know a little bit about you for our **prosecution** files
~~We’d like to help you learn to help yourself~~
Look around you, all you see are **un**sympathetic eyes
Oh, so there’s even more stuff out there that we don’t know about yet. Cool
https://i.redd.it/0y582tb4gmqd1.gif
Why bother investigating the truth when simply saying ‘That’s a lie’ is good enough for the MAGAts?
“Trust me bro!! It wasn’t me.”
You’d think an innocent person being set up would welcome some experts weighing in to help prove his innocence.
Well… I might have been a member of naked Africa, but somebody hacked my account, and posted those slanderous, salacious posts.
Mark’s next book: “If I Did It”.
Trust me bro isn’t working like he’d hoped it would…
In my field. I heard story about a CFO that requested a audit of the network for a company all hands meeting. He had planned to publicly shame the worst offender.
Problem was the CFO apparently was the worst offender when the tech found loads of kitty porn on his machine. Audit the network means the entire network.
The tech approached him about it and without getting a word in edgewise the CFO barked I don’t care about the name just do as you were told why are you bothering me about the name.
Ooookay he replied. So he did what he was told and prepared the presentation as instructed a long diatribe were the CFO would stand up there and publicly shame himself.
🤣👍🏼