What’s bugging me is “female wife”. Kinda redundant.
Prestigious-Cut647 on
so much passion ! /s
PS : who’s that guy ?
empress_of_the_void on
A very normal heterosexual response from a totally heterosexual man
MilwaukeeLevel on
Is OP the facepalm because he fell for a photoshopped tweet?
WranglerEqual3577 on
*cough*BEARD!*cough*
ieya404 on
The very tentative barely-touching-lips kiss there does not appear to preclude him from enjoying homosexual passion with his male friend.
ChiefO2271 on
I feel like the Kissing Booth got Photoshopped out of this picture.
LumosNoel on
Thats a weird way to word it. Also, why are they “kissing” like that?
Stysner on
He looks disgusted lol
Hobbit_Feet45 on
He looks like he is repulsed by her. Like a kid eating broccoli
mitchENM on
Guarantee you that he is on grinder.
Kissing a woman doesn’t prove you aren’t gay
Leather_Network4743 on
Is this for real? A sitting US Senator posted this? What bizarre fucking timeline are we living in, anyway?
CLouiseK on
Where’s the passion?
WhatWasReallySaid on
Is that his sister?
AMonitorDarkly on
He looks like he’d rather be doing anything else besides kissing her.
franchisedfeelings on
It looks like he is kissing sand.
TheAwesomeMan123 on
“There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis“
Anemic_Zombie on
Methinks he doth protest too much
Bria-Radiance on
That looks like two Beards who got called out by their parents.
Unable-Wolf4105 on
This can’t be real ?
BlueRFR3100 on
While I don’t expect them to just start going at it in public, that is about the most passionless kiss I have ever seen.
AOHare on
A picture of two people kissing and not a lip to be seen.
mildlysceptical22 on
She has a little pucker going on, while he looks like he has no lips. It’s almost like he’s not really liking this thing that’s happening to him.
mercutio48 on
Greetings fellow straight people! It sure is great to be a heterosexual. Boy howdy, inserting your erect penis into ~~a glory hole in the men’s bathroom of Chik-Fil-A~~ your **female** wife’s vagina (for procreation purposes only as Jesus dictates) is just the best, isn’t it?
TheCommonS3Nse on
“It’s crazy some people don’t believe I’m straight”
Said no straight man ever…
Spotted_ascot_races on
He looks like a five year old boy trying not to get cooties
Iystrian on
He looks like he’s throwing up in his mouth a little.
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What’s bugging me is “female wife”. Kinda redundant.
so much passion ! /s
PS : who’s that guy ?
A very normal heterosexual response from a totally heterosexual man
Is OP the facepalm because he fell for a photoshopped tweet?
*cough*BEARD!*cough*
The very tentative barely-touching-lips kiss there does not appear to preclude him from enjoying homosexual passion with his male friend.
I feel like the Kissing Booth got Photoshopped out of this picture.
Thats a weird way to word it. Also, why are they “kissing” like that?
He looks disgusted lol
He looks like he is repulsed by her. Like a kid eating broccoli
Guarantee you that he is on grinder.
Kissing a woman doesn’t prove you aren’t gay
Is this for real? A sitting US Senator posted this? What bizarre fucking timeline are we living in, anyway?
Where’s the passion?
Is that his sister?
He looks like he’d rather be doing anything else besides kissing her.
It looks like he is kissing sand.
“There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis“
Methinks he doth protest too much
That looks like two Beards who got called out by their parents.
This can’t be real ?
While I don’t expect them to just start going at it in public, that is about the most passionless kiss I have ever seen.
A picture of two people kissing and not a lip to be seen.
She has a little pucker going on, while he looks like he has no lips. It’s almost like he’s not really liking this thing that’s happening to him.
Greetings fellow straight people! It sure is great to be a heterosexual. Boy howdy, inserting your erect penis into ~~a glory hole in the men’s bathroom of Chik-Fil-A~~ your **female** wife’s vagina (for procreation purposes only as Jesus dictates) is just the best, isn’t it?
“It’s crazy some people don’t believe I’m straight”
Said no straight man ever…
He looks like a five year old boy trying not to get cooties
He looks like he’s throwing up in his mouth a little.
Is this a parody account?