I’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
god-doing-hoodshit on
Bear looking around like what the fuck are you doing up here?
Ruben_001 on
Opening your window is, of course, a great idea.
questfire on
Close the window. You’ll let bears and mosquitoes in the house!
IndustryHistorical29 on
If not fren why fren shaped
Merry_masquerade on
This guy is just doing his job, he cleans window sills. Don’t bother him
The_Pickled_Mick on
What a dummy for opening the window
wobbly-cheese on
i’m here about your grindr posting ‘swm looking for bear’
Proper-Award2660 on
The Bear booped him, he should boop it back
FuzzyAttitude_ on
I would never understand why humans take these beasts with such ease, close distance and talking to them like to a dog, why do you even risk a 10-20% chance of getting mauled, literally one move. These are savage beasts, they don’t even kill you, they just start eating you from wherever they want.
Ebo_72 on
That what you get for not prevent forest fires.
there_was_no_god on
another darwin award winner.
passionOftheAnus on
Bears eat you alive, they don’t go in for the kill. Encourage closing that window
wdwerker on
Neighbor found a bear in his garage eating his bird food supply. He went back inside and opened the garage door. Bear had popped the side door open….
jamestiberousjlkirk on
Never poke the bear !
mikeisaphreek on
SarcasmBAE on
O sure open the window. Invite him in for some honey whilst you’re busy also.
Comprehensive-Mix931 on
Tag! You’re it!
Hamster_Thumper on
“Get that camera out of my fuckin’ face!” – The bear
VerySluttyTurtle on
I once looked out my bedroom window and saw 2 young bears in the tree outside. Not cubs, but not quite full-sized. I lived in downtown Juneau, and it was such a weird experience. Here I was in an urban area, 3-4 blocks from the state capitol building, and I would have people in the neighborhood be like “eh, don’t go down that street right now, there’s a bear going through”. When I was in Ketchikan a bear cub ended up in the produce section of the downtown grocery store..
Just to give more context, in both Ketchikan and Juneau these would always be black bear. In Juneau grizzlies are technically possible but not common in/near the city. Black bears were just part of life.
I had a hot redhead come visit me and we were hiking back toward the parking lot later than we meant to. It was a straight trail near the end and so in the twilight you could only see straight ahead toward the opening in the distance but it was dark to the sides. All of the sudden there was a loud crash and we saw a bear silhouette go in front of us across the trail, then crash all around us without us knowing where it was.
Still, nothing in Alaska compared to how wild she was in bed.
GoogleIsYourFrenemy on
r/forbiddenboops
Everything_is_hungry on
Lucky that jab from the bear missed. Those claws would have scooped a pound of flesh in one swipe.
DaleNanton on
I jumped and said “Oh SHIT!” when he swatted that guy.
Wonderful-Exit-9785 on
Winnie the Pow
ZombieButch on
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
yamimementomori on
Who will win, bear at window or lion at window?
stinky___monkey on
SleepingLegend10 on
“Get that fucking camera outta my face”
AimingForBland on
That bear could leap right up and into that window in a SECOND. Have you all seen how fast they just about RUN up a tall tree? This guy’s nuts!
Big-Training-2048 on
That bear is his friend!
rrossi97 on
Darwin Award runner up.
Rare-Bid-6860 on
BEAR: I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING FILMED! *plays Disney music to void upload potential*
Yablo-Yamirez on
Idk what it is about people and wild animals but never could be me. Ever.
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I’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
Bear looking around like what the fuck are you doing up here?
Opening your window is, of course, a great idea.
Close the window. You’ll let bears and mosquitoes in the house!
If not fren why fren shaped
This guy is just doing his job, he cleans window sills. Don’t bother him
What a dummy for opening the window
i’m here about your grindr posting ‘swm looking for bear’
The Bear booped him, he should boop it back
I would never understand why humans take these beasts with such ease, close distance and talking to them like to a dog, why do you even risk a 10-20% chance of getting mauled, literally one move. These are savage beasts, they don’t even kill you, they just start eating you from wherever they want.
That what you get for not prevent forest fires.
another darwin award winner.
Bears eat you alive, they don’t go in for the kill. Encourage closing that window
Neighbor found a bear in his garage eating his bird food supply. He went back inside and opened the garage door. Bear had popped the side door open….
Never poke the bear !
O sure open the window. Invite him in for some honey whilst you’re busy also.
Tag! You’re it!
“Get that camera out of my fuckin’ face!” – The bear
I once looked out my bedroom window and saw 2 young bears in the tree outside. Not cubs, but not quite full-sized. I lived in downtown Juneau, and it was such a weird experience. Here I was in an urban area, 3-4 blocks from the state capitol building, and I would have people in the neighborhood be like “eh, don’t go down that street right now, there’s a bear going through”. When I was in Ketchikan a bear cub ended up in the produce section of the downtown grocery store..
Just to give more context, in both Ketchikan and Juneau these would always be black bear. In Juneau grizzlies are technically possible but not common in/near the city. Black bears were just part of life.
I had a hot redhead come visit me and we were hiking back toward the parking lot later than we meant to. It was a straight trail near the end and so in the twilight you could only see straight ahead toward the opening in the distance but it was dark to the sides. All of the sudden there was a loud crash and we saw a bear silhouette go in front of us across the trail, then crash all around us without us knowing where it was.
Still, nothing in Alaska compared to how wild she was in bed.
r/forbiddenboops
Lucky that jab from the bear missed. Those claws would have scooped a pound of flesh in one swipe.
I jumped and said “Oh SHIT!” when he swatted that guy.
Winnie the Pow
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
Who will win, bear at window or lion at window?
“Get that fucking camera outta my face”
That bear could leap right up and into that window in a SECOND. Have you all seen how fast they just about RUN up a tall tree? This guy’s nuts!
That bear is his friend!
Darwin Award runner up.
BEAR: I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING FILMED! *plays Disney music to void upload potential*
Idk what it is about people and wild animals but never could be me. Ever.
Could have been his last video