Mr. Couch Coitus forgot to remove the tags before complaining about the price of a dozen eggs.

    by JulietAlfaTango

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    1. I’m wondering what assortment of eggs he asked for? Two dozen of whatever makes sense. Some sprinkle stuff.

    2. These 18 eggs cost more than a dozen! and i’m told by people that shop at other stores that a dozen eggs can cost more than posted price behind me.

      also the use of eyeliner is up 30% since I ran for office.

    3. Practical-Law8033 on

      Bird flu bumped the price of eggs for a while and it was more to do with the major suppliers taking advantage. That stuff is not national politics. Vance is a fraud.

    4. Bruh that’s clearly like 20-30 eggs, not a dozen

      “The Republican Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” – Literally 1984

    5. They have no foresight or long term view, since the inflation reduction act didn’t reduce inflation on day one they say it’s a failure but Trump can have concepts of a plan and he’s a 4D chess playing genius.

    6. In an Interview with Breitbart News in June 2021, JD Vance suggested paying higher prices for products would be necessary in order for MAGA to fight “wokeness.”

      🤷🏿‍♂️

    7. It’s real easy to do the research here, just gotta Google “jd vance inflation” to get all the facts and logic about what the couchman has ready

    8. If both sides can articulate how they can reduce prices with a clear and concise plan, I’m willing to listen.

      I’m also willing to listen to anyone who calls out corporate greed amidst record profits and exploiting workers and charging more for goods and services while paying out shareholders and executives millions upon millions.

    9. ExaminationOk9732 on

      Maybe he didn’t use waterproof eyeliner and it got in his eyes and he couldn’t read the price… or maybe he is a super dumbfuck! YES! That’s the answer!

    10. Can someone pay for a flight so I can go out and explain inflation and how were actually doing much better than the rest of the world?

    11. Pleasant_Savings6530 on

      Well, I pay $5 a dozen from a neighbor to get really fresh brown AAA large eggs. Supports her and her family.

      BTW Vons, Smart&Final and grocery outlet are 13 miles away and cost… $4.99 a dozen.

    12. For regular factory farmed eggs, twenty cents an egg used to be fairly common. For eggs that have marketing terms like organic or cage free, it’s been thirty three cents or more an egg for a while.

      For eggs that put money into humane treatment at a scale to stop super markets, forty or fifty cents has been reasonable for years and even then it’s been tough to verify they are actually humane.

      If you don’t live in food deserts, local farmers can be anywhere from ten cents an egg to fifty cents an egg.

      In other words, grocery store eggs are up since COVID, blaming bird flue concerns, but prices have been a wide range for a long time. That’s why the Harris campaign supports efforts to look into price gouging.

      In North Carolina, that’s the responsibility of the Commissioner of Agriculture, so we get to choose between Dr. Sarah Taber who has already addressed price gouging in her campaign platform and her opponent.

      Make sure you find out who’s responsibility it is to bring price gouging complaints in your state, and vote accordingly.

    13. This asshole just keeps doubling down on his stupidity and ignorance.
      If I were running reelection and I have control over the price of anything, I would make everything 25 cents.
      Guaranteed to be reelected for life.

    14. Soithascometothistoo on

      Dude is a grade A fucking moron, like everyone in the campaign. Anyone competent at this point already knows it’s almost a sure shot ticket to jail, being fired, so no one of value is on that team. But holy fuck, I could not have foreseen just how stupid a person can be.

    15. When lying is so second nature, you keep doing it, on television, with the proof of your lie displayed in the shot.

      Kinda like the eating pets bit. This dude’s entire persona and campaign is built on horseshit

    16. TwistedMemories on

      IKR? I just paid $7 a dozen for eggs at the local suburban farmer’s market for open pasture raised and chickens that were fed non-GMO feed. I mean i could have driven the 30 miles one way to the farm and save a few bucks for them, but that’s a bit far to go…well, I may be just to lazy to drive there.

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