They mean a man, of course! WTF has happened to the human race?
Mandalorian6780 on
r/noahgettheboat
CaptainSmallPants on
Can we just extinct ourselves already?
SDUK2004 on
Isn’t this just gonna feel like extreme constipation? Why would anyone want this?
8anyone on
oh shit! a baby
Honest-Mix-781 on
Oh that is how we were born, like a shit
Number-Thirteen on
Nuke us from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Lifesalchemy on
Yeah, don’t think this is real but it is funny.
gamator1980 on
Holup 😳
faiyerfoks on
I need to see r/eyebleach posts after read this
AnBru_ on
this belongs to r/shitposting
DeepSubmerge on
This isn’t an item one just stumbles upon by accident. “Eww look how weird this things is, but don’t ask me how I found it!”
Itchy-Ad-4314 on
HANS GET ZE VLAMMENWERFER
Opening_Wind_1077 on
Media literacy continues to be an issue if you think this is real.
Low_Subject8435 on
Bruh . . . . .
hamcheesyburger on
Comes in White, Brown, and….. Bushman of the Kalahari.
Negative_Trust6 on
God: What are you asking me for?!?
derf_vader on
I’m sorry but the miracle of childbirth is carrying a living being inside of you for 9 months, not shitting out a butt plug I feel like this is fake.
hannahmel on
Waiting to see this butt baby show up on the radiology sub’s Foreign Body Friday.
Dragondog7777 on
Worst buttplug ever
Signal-Sign-5778 on
This is where lawyers and reddit mods come from.
Wittymonk60 on
Does it come with the built in speaker for crying noises and lube that is almost as good as the fluid inside a womb ? Do they provide extra vibration and regulator in the mobile app ? Are alll the features free or on monthly premiums?
guitarhero_dropout on
That’s enough internet for today
chrisfanner on
Sry op I like things that I like, and I do not like that
(But I’ll like it for skelletor at least)
dupontred on
Are we just copying and pasting EVERYTHING from Noah Get the Boat Now. Low effort shit.
Dots-on-the-Sky on
TIL something I didn’t need to know.
Papusinho on
Why do people downvote that post lol. People who find this ok are deranged
efuab011 on
There are days, when I don’t need a Baby or whatever to expirience the miracle of birth through my rectum…
Interesting-Yellow-4 on
Clearly a joke.
Azeze1 on
And enjoy the emotional trauma of a stillbirth too. (I am not advocating to do this with a live baby)
Suspicious-Tank8230 on
Isn’t this just taking a big shit with extra steps?
VictoriaEuphoria99 on
When you don’t think it can get any worse.
ThePythagorasBirb on
… What the fuuuuck.
Shh, quick, take my money!
MarilynMonheaux on
$299? I will stick my foot up your ass for 1/2 that
Gloomy-Shoe-4021 on
Child birth is extremely painful, the only reason people go through it is so that they can have a child. Plus the rectum and vagina are different, so it won’t feel the same.
Praetorian_1975 on
Fine they can have this one, as long as they keep it in for the full term …. That’s right the whole 9 months 😈😂
Zaragaruka on
Why just eat at Chipotle?
Gloomy-Shoe-4021 on
1. Childbirth is an extremely painful process and the only reason people go through it is so they can have a child of their own.
2. This is the equivalent of trying to shit out a malformed dildo. So it’s not the same thing. Whoever made this clearly does not understand what birthing a child means.
Jedi_Knight_Will on
Hey, let them feel special! Because once everyone is special, nobody is. They just don’t know it yet
anotherdamnscorpio on
I had to look it up because it sounds fake but damn. I guess this checks out unfortunately.
Avallach98 on
“Loving embrace of the rectum” is wild for something that literally shits.
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They mean a man, of course! WTF has happened to the human race?
r/noahgettheboat
Can we just extinct ourselves already?
Isn’t this just gonna feel like extreme constipation? Why would anyone want this?
oh shit! a baby
Oh that is how we were born, like a shit
Nuke us from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Yeah, don’t think this is real but it is funny.
Holup 😳
I need to see r/eyebleach posts after read this
this belongs to r/shitposting
This isn’t an item one just stumbles upon by accident. “Eww look how weird this things is, but don’t ask me how I found it!”
HANS GET ZE VLAMMENWERFER
Media literacy continues to be an issue if you think this is real.
Bruh . . . . .
Comes in White, Brown, and….. Bushman of the Kalahari.
God: What are you asking me for?!?
I’m sorry but the miracle of childbirth is carrying a living being inside of you for 9 months, not shitting out a butt plug I feel like this is fake.
Waiting to see this butt baby show up on the radiology sub’s Foreign Body Friday.
Worst buttplug ever
This is where lawyers and reddit mods come from.
Does it come with the built in speaker for crying noises and lube that is almost as good as the fluid inside a womb ? Do they provide extra vibration and regulator in the mobile app ? Are alll the features free or on monthly premiums?
That’s enough internet for today
Sry op I like things that I like, and I do not like that
(But I’ll like it for skelletor at least)
Are we just copying and pasting EVERYTHING from Noah Get the Boat Now. Low effort shit.
TIL something I didn’t need to know.
Why do people downvote that post lol. People who find this ok are deranged
There are days, when I don’t need a Baby or whatever to expirience the miracle of birth through my rectum…
Clearly a joke.
And enjoy the emotional trauma of a stillbirth too. (I am not advocating to do this with a live baby)
Isn’t this just taking a big shit with extra steps?
When you don’t think it can get any worse.
… What the fuuuuck.
Shh, quick, take my money!
$299? I will stick my foot up your ass for 1/2 that
Child birth is extremely painful, the only reason people go through it is so that they can have a child. Plus the rectum and vagina are different, so it won’t feel the same.
Fine they can have this one, as long as they keep it in for the full term …. That’s right the whole 9 months 😈😂
Why just eat at Chipotle?
1. Childbirth is an extremely painful process and the only reason people go through it is so they can have a child of their own.
2. This is the equivalent of trying to shit out a malformed dildo. So it’s not the same thing. Whoever made this clearly does not understand what birthing a child means.
Hey, let them feel special! Because once everyone is special, nobody is. They just don’t know it yet
I had to look it up because it sounds fake but damn. I guess this checks out unfortunately.
“Loving embrace of the rectum” is wild for something that literally shits.
r/youseeingthisshit