Uh, I’m questioning if he’s even a human after that post.
rzr-12 on
Got it. Wink wink. Nod nod.
Zodiac339 on
Okay, so a parody account then? Good job. He perfectly encapsulates the closeted man with zero social understanding. Almost as if that’s what he is.
evilsir on
that’s got to be satire. there’s no way on earth anyone could consider that even *remotely* passionate. that man is kissing that woman the same way i used to eat spinach.
Usual-Excitement-970 on
I kiss my grandmother with more passion than that, and a hell of a lot more tongue.
twospinz on
This like the scene when Micheal kisses Oscar in the Office
LoudRelationship7598 on
That’s a man who 100% thinks cooties are a real medical affliction
AmericanRational on
It looks like they played spin-the-bottle at a party and had to kiss.
oldpickylady on
Whos is he trying to convince? Us or himself?…
kenobrien73 on
What a weirdo way to say she’s your beard.
Next-Bed-6348 on
This can’t be a real tweet…🤯🤯🤯
Known_Garage9776 on
Thou doth protest too much
inbetween-genders on
What a weird thing to say
wandernwade on
He doesn’t believe in using the tongue. Or even the lips, apparently.
TheClawhold on
“Oh, all right. But…you’re so damned *ugly*.”
kidfuture73 on
He looks like he’s about to throw up
OkMaintenance8667 on
TopEagle4012 on
When you have to post a picture of a forced kiss to make others believe something that you know is not true…
Well, you post this same picture 😂
much_thanks on
Lmfao. I suppose it’s more passionate than whatever Trump and Melania have goin’ on.
BeachedBottlenose on
He’s gay
GoldStandard785 on
Literally looks like two people trying to suck their lips inside their mouths so only the absolute minimum of skin contact is made…
LastYeti125 on
What a weirdo
fuckyourguidlines on
The way he put it made me think of this
CarefreeDogma on
lol who says that? A Ferengi? Lol 🖖🖖🖖
bsurfn2day on
All this picture proves is that Josh Hawley doesn’t know what the words heterosexual and passion actually mean.
Akasgotu on
Are the both holding in a mouth full of vomit?
Merphee on
>Heterosexual passion with my female wife.
Something only someone cosplaying as a straight guy would say.
althor2424 on
Someone needs to explain to Senator Traitor Fist that a photo of you giving an obviously unromantic kiss to your wife does not preclude you having sexual relations with others, male or female.
Pirahnagoat1 on
Ewwwww!
Admirable-Sink-2622 on
It’s crazy how some people object so strenuously to things they could say NOTHING about 🙄
ExigentCalm on
I too make a face like I’m licking a subway pole whenever I give my wife a reluctant peck on the lips. 🙄🙄🙄
Canadian_mk11 on
“my female wife”.
Most of us straight married folk just refer to our wives as our wife (or spouse, partner, etc.). No need to put gender or sex in there, because there isn’t a reason.
*Unless…*
Rhymelikedocsuess on
There’s no passion here at all lol
Motor-Ad5284 on
Who kisses anyone with clenched lips??
sideeyedi on
Does it, Josh? Does it really?
healthydoseofsarcasm on
No one asked, but also he is definitely gay, but also no one cares, just live your life.
Mad_Times on
I, a heterosexual male, enjoy “heterosexual pass-ion” as well. For I am heterosexual.
Archius9 on
That kiss looks like Oscar when Michael is trying to force kiss him
vabch on
Finally I feel validated. I always knew repubs are bad in bed. They can’t pretend at all. So glad I didn’t risk finding out.
flndouce on
I never thought about his sexuality, but now I know he is gay.
IronRakkasan11 on
I really hope this isn’t a real post from that turd
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We believe you.
Uh, I’m questioning if he’s even a human after that post.
Got it. Wink wink. Nod nod.
Okay, so a parody account then? Good job. He perfectly encapsulates the closeted man with zero social understanding. Almost as if that’s what he is.
that’s got to be satire. there’s no way on earth anyone could consider that even *remotely* passionate. that man is kissing that woman the same way i used to eat spinach.
I kiss my grandmother with more passion than that, and a hell of a lot more tongue.
This like the scene when Micheal kisses Oscar in the Office
That’s a man who 100% thinks cooties are a real medical affliction
It looks like they played spin-the-bottle at a party and had to kiss.
Whos is he trying to convince? Us or himself?…
What a weirdo way to say she’s your beard.
This can’t be a real tweet…🤯🤯🤯
Thou doth protest too much
What a weird thing to say
He doesn’t believe in using the tongue. Or even the lips, apparently.
“Oh, all right. But…you’re so damned *ugly*.”
He looks like he’s about to throw up
When you have to post a picture of a forced kiss to make others believe something that you know is not true…
Well, you post this same picture 😂
Lmfao. I suppose it’s more passionate than whatever Trump and Melania have goin’ on.
He’s gay
Literally looks like two people trying to suck their lips inside their mouths so only the absolute minimum of skin contact is made…
What a weirdo
The way he put it made me think of this
lol who says that? A Ferengi? Lol 🖖🖖🖖
All this picture proves is that Josh Hawley doesn’t know what the words heterosexual and passion actually mean.
Are the both holding in a mouth full of vomit?
>Heterosexual passion with my female wife.
Something only someone cosplaying as a straight guy would say.
Someone needs to explain to Senator Traitor Fist that a photo of you giving an obviously unromantic kiss to your wife does not preclude you having sexual relations with others, male or female.
Ewwwww!
It’s crazy how some people object so strenuously to things they could say NOTHING about 🙄
I too make a face like I’m licking a subway pole whenever I give my wife a reluctant peck on the lips. 🙄🙄🙄
“my female wife”.
Most of us straight married folk just refer to our wives as our wife (or spouse, partner, etc.). No need to put gender or sex in there, because there isn’t a reason.
*Unless…*
There’s no passion here at all lol
Who kisses anyone with clenched lips??
Does it, Josh? Does it really?
No one asked, but also he is definitely gay, but also no one cares, just live your life.
I, a heterosexual male, enjoy “heterosexual pass-ion” as well. For I am heterosexual.
That kiss looks like Oscar when Michael is trying to force kiss him
Finally I feel validated. I always knew repubs are bad in bed. They can’t pretend at all. So glad I didn’t risk finding out.
I never thought about his sexuality, but now I know he is gay.
I really hope this isn’t a real post from that turd
“Passion” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.