thats literally your cat practicing murder, better keep an eye open OP
ButtLover2029 on
Woke up at midnight, turned on ALL the lights, sat on the couch, filmed my cat. Yeah sure. This bullshit smells worse than the time Siddarth shat his pants on the bus.
dblan9 on
What happens between ~~two consenting adults~~ a cat and a red monkey is their business!
Reddit_kiss_my_arse on
Cat hiding the body. RIP Chimpy.
CarmichaelD on
“Training” for your demise.
Distinct-Quantity-35 on
You could cut the sexual tension with a knife…
DarthNemecyst on
Someone about to go to pound town.. or in this case someone’s gonna go.. bananas
deafvet68 on
And, that’s only the tip of the iceberg.
You ain’t seen nothing yet….
Beware.
GGTheEnd on
This made me realize I can turn the lights on to find the washroom in the middle of the night instead of touching random objects on the way to the washroom to figure out where I am in the house.
Mudlark-000 on
*”I’ll be in my bunk.”*
MoonlitMadamGoddess on
midnight surprises like this are the best. so funny!
UrBigBro on
And now the monkey belongs to the cat….
IceeSlyce on
“Step Kitty nooooooooo!!!!!”
HumpieDouglas on
Just turn off the light and go back to bed.
Quattuor on
Bloody murder…
AdPrestigious8701 on
Let’s see if OP makes it through the night. Please check back with us after today. We’ll need a wellness update.
GSyncNew on
You take your phone when you wake up to pee at midnight?
Mehthodical on
…the monkey used to be brown…
AndringRasew on
*”Mr Giggles… You made me do this… Why did you make me do this…? All you had to do, was sit there and look pretty… But no… You had to go bananas.”*
-OP’s cat whilst dragging him away.
afairjudgment on
Tell the world my story!
pr0x1mus_ca3sar on
You didn’t see nuthin’! Capiche?
CougheyToffee on
You dont even have to train him to dispose of the evidence! Next up? That guy who didnt hold the door at the bank last week. He gon’ learn hisself some manners one way or another lol
29 Comments
If I were you, I wouldn’t ask any questions.
“Nothing to see here…”
“No cops.”
thats literally your cat practicing murder, better keep an eye open OP
Woke up at midnight, turned on ALL the lights, sat on the couch, filmed my cat. Yeah sure. This bullshit smells worse than the time Siddarth shat his pants on the bus.
What happens between ~~two consenting adults~~ a cat and a red monkey is their business!
Cat hiding the body. RIP Chimpy.
“Training” for your demise.
You could cut the sexual tension with a knife…
Someone about to go to pound town.. or in this case someone’s gonna go.. bananas
And, that’s only the tip of the iceberg.
You ain’t seen nothing yet….
Beware.
This made me realize I can turn the lights on to find the washroom in the middle of the night instead of touching random objects on the way to the washroom to figure out where I am in the house.
*”I’ll be in my bunk.”*
midnight surprises like this are the best. so funny!
And now the monkey belongs to the cat….
“Step Kitty nooooooooo!!!!!”
Just turn off the light and go back to bed.
Bloody murder…
Let’s see if OP makes it through the night. Please check back with us after today. We’ll need a wellness update.
You take your phone when you wake up to pee at midnight?
…the monkey used to be brown…
*”Mr Giggles… You made me do this… Why did you make me do this…? All you had to do, was sit there and look pretty… But no… You had to go bananas.”*
-OP’s cat whilst dragging him away.
Tell the world my story!
You didn’t see nuthin’! Capiche?
You dont even have to train him to dispose of the evidence! Next up? That guy who didnt hold the door at the bank last week. He gon’ learn hisself some manners one way or another lol
Just don’t look in the Ice Box.
Didn’t know cats can be passive aggressive
Oh no
The cat did not obtain consent.