I would say she should die with the guilt but she’d be too fucking high to know by the sounds of it.
pizzaneo on
That’s an honest mistake, I can understand.Both are white powders
KingOfPocketLint on
I can’t wait until florida breaks off and sinks into the ocean.
colaman-112 on
This is one of those cases where I don’t even know where to start trying to understand.
iShitSkittles on
r/noahgetthedeathstar
Kapitano72 on
And that, people, is why teaching kids the facts about drugs only leads to ill-informed drug use.
Oh, wait….
Photograph_Fluffy on
It got worse the more I read
Emotional_Donut_8574 on
First response to that is ‘eh?’
Nerdcoreh on
rookie mistake
Indoor_Carrot on
Family courts will still give her custody
RunningPirate on
I hate it when I mix up my fentanyl and cocaine
Due-Rush9305 on
You know how it is, you’re tired on a Saturday night and go to give your baby its next bump and accidentally give them fent. Honestly, the baby needs to grow up and learn to handle its hard drugs. /s
No_Flamingo_4547 on
She gave the baby cocaine… to make it sleep…?
Ok-Comment1456 on
The more you read it the worse it gets
byndrsn on
looked it up to be sure and unfortunately this isn’t the only case.
sealab2077 on
Officer, you gotta believe me, I thought I was giving my baby cocaine, I’m not a monster.
peskypedaler on
It’s always bothered me that we make people pass tests to drive… But not to breed.
lagent55 on
It’s always FL
poetic_dwarf on
I didn’t have “Florida baby” in my bingo card this year
Hikingkitty on
I’d change the title of the post to: “Believe it or not, some women are killers”.
kip707 on
Some people really, really shouldn’t breed ….
GastropodEmpire on
You…
#CANNOT
Satirize the USA anymore.
So sad and pathetic. But as long the money flows upwards, there is no problem (for them).
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Why in hell was she trying to add cocaine?
I would say she should die with the guilt but she’d be too fucking high to know by the sounds of it.
That’s an honest mistake, I can understand.Both are white powders
I can’t wait until florida breaks off and sinks into the ocean.
This is one of those cases where I don’t even know where to start trying to understand.
r/noahgetthedeathstar
And that, people, is why teaching kids the facts about drugs only leads to ill-informed drug use.
Oh, wait….
It got worse the more I read
First response to that is ‘eh?’
rookie mistake
Family courts will still give her custody
I hate it when I mix up my fentanyl and cocaine
You know how it is, you’re tired on a Saturday night and go to give your baby its next bump and accidentally give them fent. Honestly, the baby needs to grow up and learn to handle its hard drugs. /s
She gave the baby cocaine… to make it sleep…?
The more you read it the worse it gets
looked it up to be sure and unfortunately this isn’t the only case.
Officer, you gotta believe me, I thought I was giving my baby cocaine, I’m not a monster.
It’s always bothered me that we make people pass tests to drive… But not to breed.
It’s always FL
I didn’t have “Florida baby” in my bingo card this year
I’d change the title of the post to: “Believe it or not, some women are killers”.
Some people really, really shouldn’t breed ….
You…
#CANNOT
Satirize the USA anymore.
So sad and pathetic. But as long the money flows upwards, there is no problem (for them).
This is r/nottheonion material.Â