God will ask why he fucked over SC and why he persecuted lgtbq folks…
Environmental-Arm365 on
Per the dogma of the evangelical base he and the Republicans represent, he will be unavailable for this question from the almighty as he will be bathing in a lake of fire and brimstone for lying with other men.
callmeishmael_again on
If God’s a contemporary republican: “We don’t want your type here”
If God’s anything like the bible says: “I forgive you, but why did you treat the least of my brethren so badly while you could have helped them?”
If there’s no god: What a waste of a life. You could have used your power to improve the lot of people like you. Anyhow now you’re dead, nobody’s gonna give a fuck.
sunward_Lily on
I wonder how many of these people would still be so gung-ho evil if it could be proved that death was nothing but complete and total non-existence.
SiWeyNoWay on
The hill is trash
Far-Trick6319 on
As if this fuck wouldnt have a one way ticket to hell. Pretending god would spare one second for his worthless ass.
kimapesan on
Correct. He’ll be too busy asking wtf was up with “ladybugs”?
un_theist on
Isn’t ‘claiming to know the mind of God’ like a major sin or something?
How fucking arrogant do you have to be to claim you know the mind of god?
Demitroy on
Why wouldn’t Lindsey assume he’ll be speaking to god? God is supposedly all powerful, so the evil that takes place in the world is god’s responsibility.
Of course, believing in god makes as much sense as believing in the tooth fairy or santa claus, so there’s that.
Candid-Sky-3709 on
Graham: “A guy with red horns at a fiery place asked ‘what took you so long’ “. /s
salazarraze on
True true. It’ll be Peter asking.
twenafeesh on
Well, yeah. Going by your dogma, you’ll be going straight to hell for your constant false statements, misrepresentations, and open hatred of your neighbors. Lindsey Graham, if God exists, you will never get an opportunity to speak with Them.
Dia-De-Los-Muertos on
So God’s asking that question because he knows that was the right thing to do. Hmmmmm.
Specialist_Lock8590 on
Headline – “Political prostitute and pathological liar believes he will talk to God!”
geoffkreuz on
Satan talking to God: *What the hell! Why are you putting this people here!? They’re more evil than me!*
DeM86 on
The devil will be the one asking
Tiny_Independent2552 on
That’s because it’s not God that you’ll be seeing.
voodoodoll on
Hey Lindsey, name one thing worse that you’ve done…come on, we’re waiting…what’s your god going to be asking about???
Professional-Hat-687 on
No He won’t. He already knows why, just like we do.
syg-123 on
Dude..I doubt you’ll be within hearing range
Efficient_Sky5173 on
Without a drop of shame, they are really mixing religion and State now, aren’t they?
Religion comes from fear of death. Where there is fear, there’s money. Where there is money, there is power.
Well, if people can’t afford to pay a doctor, better prey.
He’s actually going to meet BOB, who will then proceed to shove pineapples up his ass in hell
lasttosseroni on
Are there any Republicans going to heaven? Because their actions are nearly always the direct opposite of what Jesus would do.
Skippy_99b on
He thinks he’s going to heaven? Isn’t that special……
The_Bosdude on
When he dies, people will soon forget he ever existed, because he did absolutely nothing of any true value for his country or his state.
SortOfDumbocles on
God is supposed to be omniscient. He doesn’t need to ask any questions.
ThatTurtleBoy on
Isn’t Lindsey one of them childless cat ladies?
asiangontear on
God will instead ask, “What the FUCK Lindsey?”
bananaheim on
Lindsey, God is going to ask you, “why did you enable Trump”. I don’t think it will end well.
Straight_Tumbleweed9 on
Lady G, you’re going to be talking to HIM.
Ok_Television9820 on
I mean, he’s correct, since god is imaginary. He will just be dead, and ideally sooner rather than later.
sllh81 on
Also, why wouldn’t that be part of “God’s” inquiry?
That was Graham’s chance to grow a spine, be uncomfortable for a while, and do the right thing for the good of this country and the many others that look to the US for stability and protection from the Putins and the Kims of the world.
Instead he hid in a corner and meekly became a “Yes” man.
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God will ask why he fucked over SC and why he persecuted lgtbq folks…
Per the dogma of the evangelical base he and the Republicans represent, he will be unavailable for this question from the almighty as he will be bathing in a lake of fire and brimstone for lying with other men.
If God’s a contemporary republican: “We don’t want your type here”
If God’s anything like the bible says: “I forgive you, but why did you treat the least of my brethren so badly while you could have helped them?”
If there’s no god: What a waste of a life. You could have used your power to improve the lot of people like you. Anyhow now you’re dead, nobody’s gonna give a fuck.
I wonder how many of these people would still be so gung-ho evil if it could be proved that death was nothing but complete and total non-existence.
The hill is trash
As if this fuck wouldnt have a one way ticket to hell. Pretending god would spare one second for his worthless ass.
Correct. He’ll be too busy asking wtf was up with “ladybugs”?
Isn’t ‘claiming to know the mind of God’ like a major sin or something?
How fucking arrogant do you have to be to claim you know the mind of god?
Why wouldn’t Lindsey assume he’ll be speaking to god? God is supposedly all powerful, so the evil that takes place in the world is god’s responsibility.
Of course, believing in god makes as much sense as believing in the tooth fairy or santa claus, so there’s that.
Graham: “A guy with red horns at a fiery place asked ‘what took you so long’ “. /s
True true. It’ll be Peter asking.
Well, yeah. Going by your dogma, you’ll be going straight to hell for your constant false statements, misrepresentations, and open hatred of your neighbors. Lindsey Graham, if God exists, you will never get an opportunity to speak with Them.
So God’s asking that question because he knows that was the right thing to do. Hmmmmm.
Headline – “Political prostitute and pathological liar believes he will talk to God!”
Satan talking to God: *What the hell! Why are you putting this people here!? They’re more evil than me!*
The devil will be the one asking
That’s because it’s not God that you’ll be seeing.
Hey Lindsey, name one thing worse that you’ve done…come on, we’re waiting…what’s your god going to be asking about???
No He won’t. He already knows why, just like we do.
Dude..I doubt you’ll be within hearing range
Without a drop of shame, they are really mixing religion and State now, aren’t they?
Religion comes from fear of death. Where there is fear, there’s money. Where there is money, there is power.
Well, if people can’t afford to pay a doctor, better prey.
Dark ages.
You sure?
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Grown man believes in childish fairy tales.
Honestly, he might
He’s actually going to meet BOB, who will then proceed to shove pineapples up his ass in hell
Are there any Republicans going to heaven? Because their actions are nearly always the direct opposite of what Jesus would do.
He thinks he’s going to heaven? Isn’t that special……
When he dies, people will soon forget he ever existed, because he did absolutely nothing of any true value for his country or his state.
God is supposed to be omniscient. He doesn’t need to ask any questions.
Isn’t Lindsey one of them childless cat ladies?
God will instead ask, “What the FUCK Lindsey?”
Lindsey, God is going to ask you, “why did you enable Trump”. I don’t think it will end well.
Lady G, you’re going to be talking to HIM.
I mean, he’s correct, since god is imaginary. He will just be dead, and ideally sooner rather than later.
Also, why wouldn’t that be part of “God’s” inquiry?
That was Graham’s chance to grow a spine, be uncomfortable for a while, and do the right thing for the good of this country and the many others that look to the US for stability and protection from the Putins and the Kims of the world.
Instead he hid in a corner and meekly became a “Yes” man.