Wow I wondered where I had mislaid that kit. I’d been holding off on doing any sex until I found it, then around 2002 I kinda forgot about it.
Sixtyoneandfortynine on
I’m halfway convinced that was intended to be “gag gift”, but it’s also the kind of thing one used to find in truck stop bathroom vending machines.
Every item included is good for a chuckle for one reason or another and the pamphlet features that cheeky little checklist.
More on the nose (at least to me) is the fact that this thing may have been sold (I’m not convinced it’s from the 80s, looks a little late 70s-ish) during the time the AIDS crisis was gaining steam and everyone was supposed to be having “safe sex”, yet they blatantly omitted ***the*** essential item for a one-nighter, replacing it with the smart-assed “you can add what we left out” little nod and wink.
(Or, maybe I’m just bored and went too far down a rabbit-hole overthinking a random reddit post, lol.)
forkedquality on
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!
jedimindtriks on
No condom? No inflatable dildo? No fizzy candy? wtf is this
jxj24 on
No zippered leather mask?!?
coyotecowgirl on
On the back:
For additional Thank-You cards, send a self-addressed and stamped envelope to:
NEO-ART, INC.
P.O. BOX 7272
Van Nuys, Calif. 91406
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It’s not the worst idea
The OG Redditor
Wheres the condom?
anacin wow
Vintage find!
Im laughing at the anacin
/r/edc
Grandpa was out there hoing
The thank you card LMAO
What’s with the nail file?
Wow I wondered where I had mislaid that kit. I’d been holding off on doing any sex until I found it, then around 2002 I kinda forgot about it.
I’m halfway convinced that was intended to be “gag gift”, but it’s also the kind of thing one used to find in truck stop bathroom vending machines.
Every item included is good for a chuckle for one reason or another and the pamphlet features that cheeky little checklist.
More on the nose (at least to me) is the fact that this thing may have been sold (I’m not convinced it’s from the 80s, looks a little late 70s-ish) during the time the AIDS crisis was gaining steam and everyone was supposed to be having “safe sex”, yet they blatantly omitted ***the*** essential item for a one-nighter, replacing it with the smart-assed “you can add what we left out” little nod and wink.
(Or, maybe I’m just bored and went too far down a rabbit-hole overthinking a random reddit post, lol.)
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!
No condom? No inflatable dildo? No fizzy candy? wtf is this
No zippered leather mask?!?
On the back:
For additional Thank-You cards, send a self-addressed and stamped envelope to:
NEO-ART, INC.
P.O. BOX 7272
Van Nuys, Calif. 91406
10 Cards – Enclose $1.00
25 Cards – Enclose $2.00
All I see are dashed hopes and dreams.
Anacin, the Stewie go to pain reliever.
The Thank You card is wild