Make sure you get enough of these for your female family members in good time, Christmas is just around the corner and they will be delighted.
mrknickerbocker on
After today’s pager business, I’m not buying any sketchy electronics, let alone putting them in my body.
phileris42 on
My grandmother had an alarm cock. It crowed at sunrise.
Inevitable-Baby148 on
People gonna wake up have an orgasm then again sleep, so it ain’t very efficient at waking you
Key-Schedule-9369 on
As someone who can’t wake up in the morning this might be a game changer for me
rakahangah on
Just wondering how the hell did you found this ?
Your search history might be… funny.
“Just asking for a friend …”
Ok-Entrepreneur-4942 on
Can you imagine waking up, as a male, with the sensation of getting a blowjob every day? People at work would be suspicious of my new great mood in the morning
gDKdev on
That one seems odd… There a lot of remote controlled vibrators that can do that… This one seems quite uncomfortable in comparison to the other ones we have in shop… Especially for sleeping / long time wearing, who the hell thought this was a good idea like this
Phatboybeware on
This is a kickstarter I can get behind
Ragnangar on
“How do we after a bigger market share?”
“Backers!”
SndRC9 on
“Damn why is your alarm set every 2 minutes?”
N4rix on
I hope there will be a snooze mode…
gbuub on
Nothing feels more alert than a morning yeast infection
Webbeth on
Reminds me of a sex toy I saw in a show I’ve been watching. Flesh-light but it’s in the shape of a foot. The “Vagankle”.
Wieselbart on
Strengthening Democracy: Alarmkok
JustARandomMurderer on
After 5 minutes of research, I found out it’s a “clock” designed solely by a man with a bit of an obsession for punk girls looks like.
So yeah, if you thought there was anything more than some weird dude’s fetish behind that, sorry to disappoint…
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Make sure you get enough of these for your female family members in good time, Christmas is just around the corner and they will be delighted.
After today’s pager business, I’m not buying any sketchy electronics, let alone putting them in my body.
My grandmother had an alarm cock. It crowed at sunrise.
People gonna wake up have an orgasm then again sleep, so it ain’t very efficient at waking you
As someone who can’t wake up in the morning this might be a game changer for me
Just wondering how the hell did you found this ?
Your search history might be… funny.
“Just asking for a friend …”
Can you imagine waking up, as a male, with the sensation of getting a blowjob every day? People at work would be suspicious of my new great mood in the morning
That one seems odd… There a lot of remote controlled vibrators that can do that… This one seems quite uncomfortable in comparison to the other ones we have in shop… Especially for sleeping / long time wearing, who the hell thought this was a good idea like this
This is a kickstarter I can get behind
“How do we after a bigger market share?”
“Backers!”
“Damn why is your alarm set every 2 minutes?”
I hope there will be a snooze mode…
Nothing feels more alert than a morning yeast infection
Reminds me of a sex toy I saw in a show I’ve been watching. Flesh-light but it’s in the shape of a foot. The “Vagankle”.
Strengthening Democracy: Alarmkok
After 5 minutes of research, I found out it’s a “clock” designed solely by a man with a bit of an obsession for punk girls looks like.
So yeah, if you thought there was anything more than some weird dude’s fetish behind that, sorry to disappoint…
Introduces a new meaning to “Coming awake”
Snoozing every five minutes for sure