Wait, you mean that 97-year-olds know about sex *and* think it’s funny???
Scotsman95 on
I volunteer
FXLRDude on
I have one in a curio cabinet that my wife has had for years, even before me. It is an oddity, nothing more.
Steplgu on
Do boys/men ever mature? 🥴
tg_777 on
My friends mom had these all over. One was a cowboy with a hat and you’d pull up a barrel to a dong. Her parents were teachers
Bobdole3737 on
Priapus in a barrel. Clever contraption
MasterUndKommandant on
My parents have one of these! I think they got it at Niagara Falls.
pickledkukumber001 on
We call it the barrelman, it’s a popular souvenir doll in Baguio, Philippines.
sweetcomputerdragon on
Dirty old man
beakrake on
Now that’s some fine woodworking.
Born-Cod4210 on
let’s talk about how that guy is 97
ToeKnail on
Before all of this online smut was available, old people would make toys with wooden erections…and they LIKED it that way.
Dmask13 on
we have similar ”toys” in my culture they are called ”indio picaro”
EliteElegant on
r/thatsapenis
Kalabula on
Old ppl are the horniest ppl.
Kkimp1955 on
Only boner he’s seen in a while
monofurioso on
My father’s office mate had one of those on his desk at one of the big accounting firms in the 80’s. Everyone just thought it was a goof, but totally accepted.
aljoriz on
Proud to be Filipino
zombie_overlord on
I have one of these! My dad moved into a rental house when I was in hs and the previous tenant left it. I’ve had it for like 30 years now, and his name is Woody lol
My 15yo thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
Tmumsy on
Wow, never would have guessed your Uncle to be 97. He looks way younger.
What’s his secret?
Visual_Option_9638 on
It kind of looks like Trump lol
whotfAmi2 on
That’s sick except the boner part.
RyanM90 on
I don’t mean this to be political in anyway, I’m sick of the politics on Reddit. But that things face looks exactly like Trump
Poncherelly on
My dad had one of these growing up lol.
SeanMacLeod1138 on
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Award for kuulest Uncle 👍
Torogi450 on
This wonderful guy is the barrel man! I see a LOT of them whenever I visit the Philippines
ilovehotsauceyeah on
My friend has a bottle opener like this! She got it in Bulgaria
thehollo on
It’s Diogenes!
pendletonskyforce on
Did he spend time in the Philippines?
tucrahman on
I actually have the same thing (bit smaller) in my office at work that I never go to.
FapDonkey on
I am predicting this man spent some time in the Philipines at some point. Every Filipino friend of mine has this on a shelf in their house )or their parents do).
dutsnekcirf on
97 year old dude’s chuckle at the end gives me hope for my own future. I may still be the same perverted 6th grader I’ve always been, even when I’m in my 90s.
artnos on
When i was a kid i bought this as a kid because springs are cool, i was so innocent. Took me years later and realized ohhhh that is a penis.
My parents didnt say anything, my friends didnt say anything. I remember the odd face from my parents and laughter from my friends.
0hGodYesPlease on
Back when the elves only made wooden toys!
fury_of_el_scorcho on
He’s also got Juggs magazine from the 70’s and 80’s under his bed.
The_Ashen_Queen on
I’m a mail carrier and one year, a guy gave a very similar gift to one of my coworkers. He clearly made it himself with a beer can and a wooden figure much like this.
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Wait, you mean that 97-year-olds know about sex *and* think it’s funny???
I volunteer
I have one in a curio cabinet that my wife has had for years, even before me. It is an oddity, nothing more.
Do boys/men ever mature? 🥴
My friends mom had these all over. One was a cowboy with a hat and you’d pull up a barrel to a dong. Her parents were teachers
Priapus in a barrel. Clever contraption
My parents have one of these! I think they got it at Niagara Falls.
We call it the barrelman, it’s a popular souvenir doll in Baguio, Philippines.
Dirty old man
Now that’s some fine woodworking.
let’s talk about how that guy is 97
Before all of this online smut was available, old people would make toys with wooden erections…and they LIKED it that way.
we have similar ”toys” in my culture they are called ”indio picaro”
r/thatsapenis
Old ppl are the horniest ppl.
Only boner he’s seen in a while
My father’s office mate had one of those on his desk at one of the big accounting firms in the 80’s. Everyone just thought it was a goof, but totally accepted.
Proud to be Filipino
I have one of these! My dad moved into a rental house when I was in hs and the previous tenant left it. I’ve had it for like 30 years now, and his name is Woody lol
My 15yo thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
Wow, never would have guessed your Uncle to be 97. He looks way younger.
What’s his secret?
It kind of looks like Trump lol
That’s sick except the boner part.
I don’t mean this to be political in anyway, I’m sick of the politics on Reddit. But that things face looks exactly like Trump
My dad had one of these growing up lol.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Award for kuulest Uncle 👍
This wonderful guy is the barrel man! I see a LOT of them whenever I visit the Philippines
My friend has a bottle opener like this! She got it in Bulgaria
It’s Diogenes!
Did he spend time in the Philippines?
I actually have the same thing (bit smaller) in my office at work that I never go to.
I am predicting this man spent some time in the Philipines at some point. Every Filipino friend of mine has this on a shelf in their house )or their parents do).
97 year old dude’s chuckle at the end gives me hope for my own future. I may still be the same perverted 6th grader I’ve always been, even when I’m in my 90s.
When i was a kid i bought this as a kid because springs are cool, i was so innocent. Took me years later and realized ohhhh that is a penis.
My parents didnt say anything, my friends didnt say anything. I remember the odd face from my parents and laughter from my friends.
Back when the elves only made wooden toys!
He’s also got Juggs magazine from the 70’s and 80’s under his bed.
I’m a mail carrier and one year, a guy gave a very similar gift to one of my coworkers. He clearly made it himself with a beer can and a wooden figure much like this.