MegaMenehune on September 17, 2024 5:50 pm It’s also sourced from like 23 different places. That’s a wild bag.
heavierthanair on September 17, 2024 5:50 pm Wow crazy I have to wash mine every other day or else my coworkers complain
Nervous_Brilliant441 on September 17, 2024 5:51 pm Better make a reminder in your digital calendar, so you don’t miss the date.
Gatorinnc on September 17, 2024 5:54 pm I have had to return nuts to Costco, the day after buying them. They were already rancid. Not normal for Costco. I know. But there it is.
ImpossibleExam4511 on September 17, 2024 5:54 pm Weird my nuts need constant upkeep and will only last another roughly 20-30 years
Gatorinnc on September 17, 2024 5:56 pm How old are you now? Handing down the family jewels comes so easily to you.
nurgole on September 17, 2024 6:00 pm “Best if used before” Nope, OP’s nuts will be untouched even by then
bodhiseppuku on September 17, 2024 6:01 pm Unlike eggs, nuts have a longer shelf life before they go stale… or so my fertility doctor has told me.
Feeling-Hyena-7192 on September 17, 2024 6:17 pm If you talk to my ex wife she was hell bent on testing the shelf life of my nuts.
RebelSoul5 on September 17, 2024 6:20 pm They just put that there so you’ll hurry up and buy more. You could easily eat these 300 years from now and they’d be fine.
No-Juice-2431 on September 17, 2024 6:21 pm And are made of 30% or more post consumer recycle ingredients 😱
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It’s also sourced from like 23 different places. That’s a wild bag.
Wow crazy I have to wash mine every other day or else my coworkers complain
Better make a reminder in your digital calendar, so you don’t miss the date.
Your wife will not be amused.Â
You talkin bout deez nuts?
Whatcha eating there, smooth skin?
It’s May 22, 2025.
I have had to return nuts to Costco, the day after buying them. They were already rancid. Not normal for Costco. I know. But there it is.
Weird my nuts need constant upkeep and will only last another roughly 20-30 years
🤣🤣
Well now that’s nuts!!
How old are you now? Handing down the family jewels comes so easily to you.
“Best if used before” Nope, OP’s nuts will be untouched even by then
Remind me: 200 years!
Unlike eggs, nuts have a longer shelf life before they go stale… or so my fertility doctor has told me.
Please keep us updated how they taste at half shelf life
In the year 2225
If man is still alive
Can people not read a date?
Yeah or May 22, 2025
Sue for false advertising!
Imagine the sag to them after 200 years!😅
Hehe , he said nuts
Processed food last longer
If you talk to my ex wife she was hell bent on testing the shelf life of my nuts.
That’s nuts!
Schwing!
Don’t breathe the sealed gas on that one 😋
or the 22nd week of 2025
They just put that there so you’ll hurry up and buy more. You could easily eat these 300 years from now and they’d be fine.
And are made of 30% or more post consumer recycle ingredients 😱
His nuts will outlive us all.
Bet your wife doesn’t think so.
Deez nuts
My nuts have a 200 minute half-life, hell yeah Brother.
No, this years is 2567, it’s already expired 342 years ago.
Expire these nuts!