Investigate everybody who woke up in the morning feeling like him.
dcgregoryaphone on
Of all the reasons to hate the guy, Walgreens glitch shopping shouldn’t be one of them. IFKYK
EvelKros on
He is not coming home anymore
wildyam on
*Turned out to be a real slippery character by the sounds of things…*
Opening_Wind_1077 on
Wait, if only the narcotics and baby oil were used during the “freak off“ orgy sessions, what was the lube for? Jerking off in private after a long day of “freak off” orgy session?
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Dafaq was he having orgy with? Camels ?
That is entirely too many bottles of lube.
We’re gonna need more lube.
He likes them slippery.
Did he?
Investigate everybody who woke up in the morning feeling like him.
Of all the reasons to hate the guy, Walgreens glitch shopping shouldn’t be one of them. IFKYK
He is not coming home anymore
*Turned out to be a real slippery character by the sounds of things…*
Wait, if only the narcotics and baby oil were used during the “freak off“ orgy sessions, what was the lube for? Jerking off in private after a long day of “freak off” orgy session?
Astroglide hell