metalguy91 on September 17, 2024 3:23 am Advertisements in fortune cookies seems incredibly bleak. I don’t like the future
GoldenRulz007 on September 17, 2024 3:24 am Time to send uncle Rick to the fortune cookie factory. He’ll sort it out.
NinjaBuddha13 on September 17, 2024 3:26 am [Rule 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/E9rqaF5o4r) my guy
EstroJen on September 17, 2024 3:26 am I read it as JFK and with the QR I didn’t know where in history I was.
evilfitzal on September 17, 2024 3:38 am If you ate that cookie, get yourself checked for brain worms
GoogleIsYourFrenemy on September 17, 2024 3:52 am Reminds me of the FTX fortune cookies I got a couple years ago with my Chinese food. I’m spotting a trend.
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Another oligarch troll.
Advertisements in fortune cookies seems incredibly bleak. I don’t like the future
Fortune Cookie worm
Time to send uncle Rick to the fortune cookie factory. He’ll sort it out.
[Rule 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/E9rqaF5o4r) my guy
I read it as JFK and with the QR I didn’t know where in history I was.
How much will you save with RFK as president… IN BED!
Ass to ass!
Yeah…I don’t think I would eat that cookie
That wasn’t chicken.
If you ate that cookie, get yourself checked for brain worms
I’m not adding “in bed” to this one!
Well we would definitely save less whales and bears.
Wouldn’t scan that for $100.
Fortune Kookie.
Reminds me of the FTX fortune cookies I got a couple years ago with my Chinese food.
I’m spotting a trend.
President of GEICO?