A guy is in the bushes, but doesn’t shoot. The Secret Service sees a gun barrel? The guy flees after they shoot at him but nobody hits him. There just happens to be a witness outside the golf course who just happens to be ready with a camera and gets a clear picture of the guy’s car and they stop him without incident a short while later and he surrenders peacefully.
They can’t even charge him with attempted assassination because he never pointed his gun at Trump. They’re going to charge him with pointing the gun at a Secret Service agent (who didn’t hit him when they shot at him).
Sniff, sniff, I smell something fishy.
xltaylx on
The concept of an attempt.
Reg_Cliff on
Can we make jokes about this now or are the mods gonna delete it because it’s too early to talk about it and we’re still in the thoughts & payers stage?
old_bugger on
Nobody even remembers the first attempt (Michael Sandford, 2016).
mikerichh on
I care in the sense that he must live until the election so he can lose and get embarrassed yet again. And then slowly fade out of the public sphere as he incoherently yells at the sky
deez_treez on
What happened now?
Oblique9043 on
I care as much about attempted assassinations on Trump as Trump supporters care about school shootings.
It’s just a fact of life.
We have to get over it.
Thoughts and prayers.
DerpTaTittilyTum on
>Shootings are a fact of life
-JD Vance
thermalexposure on
thoughts and prayers
VoxCacophoni on
He can’t even go fishing for sympathy after an assassination attempt. Poor wittle Donny 😄
tk421jag on
I certainly don’t care.
baconduck on
Assassins on Trump is just fact of life. He should get over it.
davechri on
No weapons were fired.
trump bled anyway.
Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin on
“attempt”
Virtual-Squirrel-725 on
So, from what the people are saying, the first attempt was real, this one was fake and Trump is desperate to get some sympathy after the debate disaster
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Nobody cares about unsuccessful attempts.
There wasn’t even an attempt.
More like an attempted attempt
A concept of an attempt
It seems so contrived.
A guy is in the bushes, but doesn’t shoot. The Secret Service sees a gun barrel? The guy flees after they shoot at him but nobody hits him. There just happens to be a witness outside the golf course who just happens to be ready with a camera and gets a clear picture of the guy’s car and they stop him without incident a short while later and he surrenders peacefully.
They can’t even charge him with attempted assassination because he never pointed his gun at Trump. They’re going to charge him with pointing the gun at a Secret Service agent (who didn’t hit him when they shot at him).
Sniff, sniff, I smell something fishy.
The concept of an attempt.
Can we make jokes about this now or are the mods gonna delete it because it’s too early to talk about it and we’re still in the thoughts & payers stage?
Nobody even remembers the first attempt (Michael Sandford, 2016).
I care in the sense that he must live until the election so he can lose and get embarrassed yet again. And then slowly fade out of the public sphere as he incoherently yells at the sky
What happened now?
I care as much about attempted assassinations on Trump as Trump supporters care about school shootings.
It’s just a fact of life.
We have to get over it.
Thoughts and prayers.
>Shootings are a fact of life
-JD Vance
thoughts and prayers
He can’t even go fishing for sympathy after an assassination attempt. Poor wittle Donny 😄
I certainly don’t care.
Assassins on Trump is just fact of life. He should get over it.
No weapons were fired.
trump bled anyway.
“attempt”
So, from what the people are saying, the first attempt was real, this one was fake and Trump is desperate to get some sympathy after the debate disaster
I have concepts of a care.
[Trump needed a note reminding him to be empathetic when Parkland victims came to the White House.](https://www.ap.org/news-highlights/best-of-the-week/2018/trump-photo-with-shooting-victims-goes-viral/)
His only original thought on gun policy was to “[take them away first, due process second](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/376097-trump-take-the-guns-first-go-through-due-process-second/)”.
The the [NRA literally marched into the White House for a closed door meeting](https://www.reuters.com/article/world/trump-back-in-step-with-nra-after-doubts-over-parkland-shooting-idUSKBN1I50ZP/), metaphorically spanked him, told him they were boss, and he came out with his tail between his legs to walk it back.
I conceptually care, but I dont actually care.
I was thinking of this exact meme when I heard the news
Everyone just needs to get over it. It happens. This is America.