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The Gang: “[Old Man Kennedy](https://pagesix.com/2024/01/05/gossip/star-studded-birthday-party-fundraiser-for-rfk-jr-turns-into-debacle-before-it-even-begins/)?”

Old Man Kennedy: I’m not old! Both Biden and Trump are older.

Fred: You’re still a septuagenarian who’s admitted you’ve [fallen for fake news stories](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/08/robert-f-kennedy-all-the-time-ian-carroll/). How’s that any different from Trump?

Old Man Kennedy: You see, I’m an independent candidate who just so happened to back Trump at the last minute.

Velma: Didn’t Steve Bannon recruit you to be a[ chaos agent](https://www.salon.com/2023/04/06/steve-bannon-spent-months-recruiting-anti-vaxxer-rfk-jr-to-run-against-biden-as-chaos-agent/). And didn’t you start your campaign as a Democrat?

Old Man Kennedy: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that pesky Kamala Harris.

Shaggy: Zoinks! Am I the only one who’s going to bring up the fact that his costume is just a [klan robe](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/racist-covid-infection-theories-arent-just-wrong-they-are-deadly/) and hood turned inside out?

He already took Scrappy doo. God bless his soul, if it’s ever found