Gary Hart and John Edwards would like to tell about having a “side piece” during an election. Hint: it didn’t go well.

    by susierabbit

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    1. Unfortunately, American voters have demonstrated that the scandals that disqualify Democrats do not disqualify Former Democrats.

    2. It wouldn’t matter at all. He has done worse and not a soul on his side cares one bit. We have to stop thinking anything he does will be enough. The die hard will vote for him if he literally assaulted someone live on TV.

    3. EricsAuntStormy on

      Hart and Edwards made the mistake of taking side pieces not equipped with rubber baby buggy bumper… lips.

    4. BannedAgainDude on

      She always reminds me of SNL’s Nasim Pedrad as Kim Kardashian.

      Coincidentally, SNL is almost on. Let’s do this…

    5. Hart and Edwards were democrats, the republican party has not held their candidates to their own values since at least Regan, arguably Nixon (1960 version).

      Trump is MAGA he will probably get a bump for “trading in for a younger model.”

    6. TarzanoftheJungle on

      Trump latches on to a trophy girl thinking he’s projecting masculinity and domination. He’ll soon tire of her and cast her aside like everyone else foolish enough to enter his malign influence.

    7. Gary Hart didn’t have Trump’s special plot armor.

      Just like the rape charges, or the treason, or advocacy for violence against fucking everyone else, or the racism or the criminality of a dozen different kinds any **one** of which would be disqualifying. Most politicians and people have a sense of shame borne at the least from a sense of consequence, Mr. Trump has no point of reference for that he has never experienced consequence in a way he couldn’t simply shrug off and meander off to the next disaster/ambition.

      He’s not immune – he just has billions of dollars to fight off anything that might look like a consequence, he ran through his family’s money decades ago, so for the last 20+ years it’s mother Russia and China to whom he owes his undying allegiance.

      With their money he is almost free from trouble , That goes for rape, assault, defrauding dozens/hundreds of business partners/contractors, whether it’s his failed businesses, his various hundreds of legal problems, or even from US mobsters, and does a good job avoiding the US civil court consequences and even gumming up the work on criminal court cases, the only people that can stop him are his Russian handlers.

      And the billions work….up until the point when they don’t.

      The absurdity of the Department of Justice is that for the first time in 200+ years the US Government has had to swim upstream on a criminal case, meaning because of the defendants infinite piggy-bank.

      The defendant has spent millions of dollars a month on legal fees, he can aggressively use every minute tactic of the voluminous US legal code, to his advantage – he has delayed the US government for nearly sometimes for decades with court case procedural. Eventually I have every confidence that if the defendant does not rig the judicial side of the house there would be a high confidence that he will die in prison.

      But while those billions of dollars have bought off at least 2 US Supreme Court Justices – Thomas and Alito who – whether we ever find the bank-stubs or are just are ideologically enthralled serve as the defendants ace in the hole, what is not inexhaustible is Russian and Chinese patience with their asset.

      Rest assured, if he fails to win the election, that’s all well and good, the Russians have every good reason to pin a medal on his chest for participating as the greatest foreign asset in the history of the Soviet Union/Russian Federation, but they’ll cut his budget for sure.

      If however he even hints at the idea that he’s thinking about going to turn states’ evidence to cut a deal with Jack Smith over at the Department of Justice, I have every confidence Russian wetwork guys will redecorate a room at Mar-A-Lago in brain-matter-pink within minutes or hours of DJT thinking the thought.

    8. Visible-Secretary121 on

      Are you kidding? This fine example of humanity could live stream a grab ass session and Fox news would interview him while in the act….

    9. I hope she has had her pituitary glad checked for tumours, she seems to have many of the signs of acromegaly.

    10. sisyphus_persists_m8 on

      They don’t care that he’s a pedophile rapist, russian asset.

      Why would they care he’s boning jigsaw?

    11. I think if we know anything by now, the rules for Trump are different for some strange reason.

      Howard Dean was done because he got too enthusiastic.

    12. l_rufus_californicus on

      Harris mopped the deck with his orange ass on national television, and the diehards just doubled down on the lies. The ‘party of family values’ isn’t going to bat an eye over this.

      The truth, the facts, the debate performance – none of it is going to mean anything beyond a fart in the wind if the voters don’t fuckin’ show up when it counts.

    13. Hi_Im_Ken_Adams on

      Every picture I have seen of Loomer and Trump has Loomer pressing her body VERY close to the Donald.

      It’s pretty much a given that they’re smashing.

      Now, excuse while I dry-heave.

    14. EuphoricMidnight3304 on

      Umm, is op suggesting that similar scandals that have plagued past candidates would actually hurt orange face? That’s freaking hilarious

    15. Loomer will definitely come back to haunt him. She’s totally unhinged and unimaginably stupid. The second she feels slighted, the flood gates on behind the scenes ish will come through.

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