Must have his mom’s ears….everything else is 100% inherited from his dad the clown. Y’all know JD has an ice cream truck under a tarp in his back yard…
FishermanEven4730 on
Dead on…and also terrifying.
CosmoLamer on
John Dwayne Vance
The D is silent
Commercial-East4069 on
Some very fine people are saying that Gacy is his real father.
Nabrok_Necropants on
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
ksiyoto on
Come to think of it, I’ve never seen the two of them in the same room. Hmmmm…..
Environmental-Arm365 on
It’s my understanding he is often seen marauding the local neighborhoods looking for innocent discarded couches to pick up. After doing unspeakable things to them he buries them under the garage just like JWG.
graveybrains on
AND he’s a fucking clown
Sebremit on
JD Vance after murdering the couch he just had sex with: “what’s the big deal, not like I’ll be facing any reaper-cushions”
TheAlpacaLips on
People on TV are saying that Vance is an illegitimate child of Gacy! The people on TV!!!
madmadamemim24 on
The permanent pained expression. Misery personified
DeusLibidine on
Man, first Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, now this? How many more GOP members are going to turn out to be serial killers?
TryAgain024 on
And his boss Donald claims to be “a leader in fertilization, in IVF”. Pretty sure Donnie Diarrhea-Brain thinks “IV” stands for “in-voluntary”, which fits since he’s a serial rapist.
Oldskoolguitar on
He is weird, so it tracks.
CurrentlyLucid on
Why does everyone call him about eaten pets instead of the police? He said he was called many times about it. Oh yeah, team trump where bullshit is our product.
Zone_Dweebie on
I saw it on the internet, must be true.
jackydubs31 on
John Wayne La-Z-Boy
Hair_I_Go on
Yikes! 😆
DonnyMox on
VOTE!
sandozguineapig on
He put the “laughter” in “slaughter”
allen_idaho on
Has anyone checked the crawlspace under his house?
Greedy-Bookkeeper460 on
This is Gacy’s photo from Iowa, he was sent to prison for sexual assault or battery; his father got really really sick while he was locked up, and Gacy was denied permission to go to the funeral. When released, that’s when Gacy’s murder career started. The lesson, if we lock up Vance, we should NOT let him out.
cuteintern on
This is like Epps/Tomlinson levels of uncanny.
Low_Ad_1453 on
What if it’s the same guy like storefront in the boys is a 70 year old Nazi bitch
matt_bastard1986 on
He never said he wasn’t gacy. I’d check under his house and possibly in the closest river
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Must have his mom’s ears….everything else is 100% inherited from his dad the clown. Y’all know JD has an ice cream truck under a tarp in his back yard…
Dead on…and also terrifying.
John Dwayne Vance
The D is silent
Some very fine people are saying that Gacy is his real father.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Come to think of it, I’ve never seen the two of them in the same room. Hmmmm…..
It’s my understanding he is often seen marauding the local neighborhoods looking for innocent discarded couches to pick up. After doing unspeakable things to them he buries them under the garage just like JWG.
AND he’s a fucking clown
JD Vance after murdering the couch he just had sex with: “what’s the big deal, not like I’ll be facing any reaper-cushions”
People on TV are saying that Vance is an illegitimate child of Gacy! The people on TV!!!
The permanent pained expression. Misery personified
Man, first Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, now this? How many more GOP members are going to turn out to be serial killers?
And his boss Donald claims to be “a leader in fertilization, in IVF”. Pretty sure Donnie Diarrhea-Brain thinks “IV” stands for “in-voluntary”, which fits since he’s a serial rapist.
He is weird, so it tracks.
Why does everyone call him about eaten pets instead of the police? He said he was called many times about it. Oh yeah, team trump where bullshit is our product.
I saw it on the internet, must be true.
John Wayne La-Z-Boy
Yikes! 😆
VOTE!
He put the “laughter” in “slaughter”
Has anyone checked the crawlspace under his house?
This is Gacy’s photo from Iowa, he was sent to prison for sexual assault or battery; his father got really really sick while he was locked up, and Gacy was denied permission to go to the funeral. When released, that’s when Gacy’s murder career started. The lesson, if we lock up Vance, we should NOT let him out.
This is like Epps/Tomlinson levels of uncanny.
What if it’s the same guy like storefront in the boys is a 70 year old Nazi bitch
He never said he wasn’t gacy. I’d check under his house and possibly in the closest river