Noise Cancelling Wife

    by arbobmehmood

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    1. The funny thing about this is it is actually true. At a farm show here in Australia the government had a van that was testing people’s hearing for free.

      They had a bunch of old farmers come through who had spent their whole lives on the back of a noisy tractor. The thing about the deafness that develops from long-term exposure to noise is that the first thing that goes is their ability to hear higher pitched sounds, like the range that their wives spoke in. But they had no trouble hearing their deep voiced mates.

    2. ❌ hA hA wIfE bAd

      ✔️ “Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley! That’s it, the earbuds are going IN!”

    3. ngl, I need something like that, but for the opposite. So the only thing around me that I hear are my wife and my pets

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