Chinese homework

    by MIA_paint

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    1. A: Chinises love eating dog meat. I love eating dog meat. Am I Chinise?

      B: Chinises don’t like eating dog meat. You’re not fine.

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      A: I eat David’s dog. Very delicious.

      B: You’re not my son.

      A: Ok, bye.

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      A: Dog meat! Dog meat! Dog meat! Dog meat! Dog meat! Dog meat!

      B: Why did you eat my dog?

      Guess those times learning Chinese finally paid off ig…

      ^(Please don’t be lazy like OP)

    2. Square 1

      A: Chinese people likes to eat dog meat. I like to eat dog meat. Am I chinese?

      B: Chinese people don’t like to eat dog meat. You are bad person.

      Square 2

      A: I ate David’s dog. Very delicious.

      B: You are not my son.

      A: Ok, bye bye.

      Square 3

      A: Dog meat! (x6)

      B: Why did you eat my dog?

      Edit: I did not realize someone else had already translated this

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