Ah yes, the 3 males in close contact with each other in a hot tub. Why do they all look alike?
Anyone who says they are an alpha male isn’t.
king_of_the_nothing on
A thruple!
WildWezThy on
First I thought it was sarcasm because it was just too obvious… Then I googled the individual and saw that they do indeed use “(alpha male)” in their twitter name. Dude looks more like the 404 page for “Alpha males”
ThornsofTristan on
Bright side…no need to rent a room.
szxdfgzxcv on
Sounds kinda gay
franchisedfeelings on
Did these begging women, begging mind you, and extremely attractive, have tears in their eyes and say “Sirrrr….”
Confident_Row1447 on
I thought you had to be athletic to be alpha?
ShyFungi on
This guy is a pretty good troll.
Arch3m on
Gay.
Curio_collector on
~ 3 dudes chilling in a hot tub, not 6 feet apart because…..
DevilsLettuceTaster on
AKA: Reach Around 2024 was a glowing success.
purplegladys2022 on
Hey everybody, man pile in the hot tub time! Woo!!!
FlashRx on
They look like photocopies of photocopies of each other.
AValentineSolutions on
PussyCrusher732 on
is this a joke because i’m 200% sure they are gonna fuck.
based on my extensive knowledge of gay dudes/porn: middle guy is pig bottom that can’t get enough dick. left guy is angry angry top that fucks to cause pain. guy on the right. is indecisive and happy to be there.
SubmarineDream57 on
Nice sausage-fest, sweetie.
Consistent_Disk_5628 on
“ew girls! Yucky”
SirFlibble on
Does being an alpha male require you to have a shitty stubble beard? If so.. I’m out.
Fancy_Till_1495 on
3 dudes, sitting in a hot tub, 3 inches apart cause they are gay.
TuftOfTheLapwing on
Sex in hot tubs is just terrible in practice, in my experience. Saunas and steam rooms likewise.
Purple-Negotiation81 on
Oh I saw this movie…”three guys one hot tub jet”
it224 on
“Alpha male” must be an encoded way to say gay
Purple-Negotiation81 on
“Begging to join”…but you said no because?…..
OverKill1978 on
Wherever these 3 go, the Grindr app mysteriously has problems maintaining enough server load to operate properly without crashing.
xeno0153 on
Hanging out with an Alpha is the literally the most Beta thing you could do.
whataloadofoldshit_ on
Alpha is the first release, full of bugs, doesn’t work at all as intended. So yeah, they are alpha
bobs143 on
So they had some females that wanted to join them, but decided to tell them that it was a sausage party.
Sidestep_Marzipan on
I just don’t get these type of guys. If me and two of my mates were in there, we’d by trying to kick each other out to make room for the ladies! I like my mates but I know who I’d rather be in a hot tub with…
Not-a-bot---honest on
princealigorna on
Just admit you’re fucking gay already, Nick. It’s okay. We’ll accept you
ThunderSparkles on
That seems sus
UndeniableLie on
Guys, is it gay to want to share hot tub only with other alpha males? Also same guestion for sharing the bed?
Asking for my friend Nick
sausagerolla on
ThenScore2885 on
Weirdo soup
Psychoholic519 on
I’ve heard this joke before! Then the condom floats to the top of the water, and Nick asks; “Who farted?”
Maleficent-Salad3197 on
It’s OK. The girls might have enjoyed watching these jerks suck eachother off.
37 Comments
Ah yes, the 3 males in close contact with each other in a hot tub. Why do they all look alike?
Anyone who says they are an alpha male isn’t.
A thruple!
First I thought it was sarcasm because it was just too obvious… Then I googled the individual and saw that they do indeed use “(alpha male)” in their twitter name. Dude looks more like the 404 page for “Alpha males”
Bright side…no need to rent a room.
Sounds kinda gay
Did these begging women, begging mind you, and extremely attractive, have tears in their eyes and say “Sirrrr….”
I thought you had to be athletic to be alpha?
This guy is a pretty good troll.
Gay.
~ 3 dudes chilling in a hot tub, not 6 feet apart because…..
AKA: Reach Around 2024 was a glowing success.
Hey everybody, man pile in the hot tub time! Woo!!!
They look like photocopies of photocopies of each other.
is this a joke because i’m 200% sure they are gonna fuck.
based on my extensive knowledge of gay dudes/porn: middle guy is pig bottom that can’t get enough dick. left guy is angry angry top that fucks to cause pain. guy on the right. is indecisive and happy to be there.
Nice sausage-fest, sweetie.
“ew girls! Yucky”
Does being an alpha male require you to have a shitty stubble beard? If so.. I’m out.
3 dudes, sitting in a hot tub, 3 inches apart cause they are gay.
Sex in hot tubs is just terrible in practice, in my experience. Saunas and steam rooms likewise.
Oh I saw this movie…”three guys one hot tub jet”
“Alpha male” must be an encoded way to say gay
“Begging to join”…but you said no because?…..
Wherever these 3 go, the Grindr app mysteriously has problems maintaining enough server load to operate properly without crashing.
Hanging out with an Alpha is the literally the most Beta thing you could do.
Alpha is the first release, full of bugs, doesn’t work at all as intended. So yeah, they are alpha
So they had some females that wanted to join them, but decided to tell them that it was a sausage party.
I just don’t get these type of guys. If me and two of my mates were in there, we’d by trying to kick each other out to make room for the ladies! I like my mates but I know who I’d rather be in a hot tub with…
Just admit you’re fucking gay already, Nick. It’s okay. We’ll accept you
That seems sus
Guys, is it gay to want to share hot tub only with other alpha males? Also same guestion for sharing the bed?
Asking for my friend Nick
Weirdo soup
I’ve heard this joke before! Then the condom floats to the top of the water, and Nick asks; “Who farted?”
It’s OK. The girls might have enjoyed watching these jerks suck eachother off.
Did he mean anal males?