If you turn the crank backwards… does the machine cause you to have an… “inversion”?
sunshine_desserts on
TIL gleet was a nicer name for gonorrhea. I guess this sucks the infection out.
taterspa1960 on
Looked up some of the diseases it cures. Gleet is bad. Very bad.
kilofeet on
Say, chaps, does mercury poisoning have you *down*? Let Dr. Lawrence lend a hand! Built from the same technology used to grind the peppercorns that make your potted meat palatable, this vacuum crank will get your 23 skidooed
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If you turn the crank backwards… does the machine cause you to have an… “inversion”?
TIL gleet was a nicer name for gonorrhea. I guess this sucks the infection out.
Looked up some of the diseases it cures. Gleet is bad. Very bad.
Say, chaps, does mercury poisoning have you *down*? Let Dr. Lawrence lend a hand! Built from the same technology used to grind the peppercorns that make your potted meat palatable, this vacuum crank will get your 23 skidooed
So, basically, this is ye olde penis pump.
Vanessa! It’s not mine! Really!