He realizes that he was already a bloodsucker, all he needed was a briefcase and a suit
Powerful-Welder7848 on
Of course you can!Whether it’s climbing a mountain, baking a cake, or mastering a new skill, the possibilities are endless.
Majestic-Mixture-622 on
Don’t get me started on politicians now
NikPorto on
Also insurance salesmen. And salesmen in general.
Signal-Exchange-4404 on
Actors don’t lie; they just let the other voices take control of their brain
Professional_Dig4638 on
I think bankers or insurance companies would make more sense here than actors lol
honestly AT&T would fit here better than actors lol, actors dont really lie from their “heart” theyre paid to say things. which is different than lawyers and politicians, which lie to GET money.
DisBitchhhlmao on
So true lmao
SimranKaur_ on
Don’t forget these mfs
ShipShippingShip on
Cant really lie your way in as an actor/actress. Employers tend to do a skill check on actor/actress. Its super easy to tell if a person is good, decent or utter trash.
TheShadowMaple on
I wish this was “The Pirates who don’t do anything” because then it would be even funnier and even more true. XD
-Yummy_Doll- on
Mom: ‘No job comes from lying.’ Lawyers, politicians, and actors: ‘Hold our vegetables
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Actors is okay
Why did a mosquito became a lawyer?
He realizes that he was already a bloodsucker, all he needed was a briefcase and a suit
Of course you can!Whether it’s climbing a mountain, baking a cake, or mastering a new skill, the possibilities are endless.
Don’t get me started on politicians now
Also insurance salesmen. And salesmen in general.
Actors don’t lie; they just let the other voices take control of their brain
I think bankers or insurance companies would make more sense here than actors lol
honestly AT&T would fit here better than actors lol, actors dont really lie from their “heart” theyre paid to say things. which is different than lawyers and politicians, which lie to GET money.
So true lmao
Don’t forget these mfs
Cant really lie your way in as an actor/actress. Employers tend to do a skill check on actor/actress. Its super easy to tell if a person is good, decent or utter trash.
I wish this was “The Pirates who don’t do anything” because then it would be even funnier and even more true. XD
Mom: ‘No job comes from lying.’ Lawyers, politicians, and actors: ‘Hold our vegetables