Mine is turning off all the lights at home during a thunderstorm like my grandma
JennyBeckman on
That baby needs a hat on
justellmewynn on
On New Year’s Day:
Eat some greens for money
Eat black eyed peas for good luck
Don’t eat chicken, cuz they eat going backwards
Eat pork, because pigs eat going forward
Don’t wash on NY Day
LiberateMeFromYou on
You gotta take that same advice into your relationships. If there’s too many issues, why keep trying to make it work?
Bubbly_Satisfaction2 on
– During the summer, mow your lawns in the morning. And I’m talking about after 7pm but before 11am.
– A good housecoat is worth the money.
– Save those empty canisters. They can be used as storage.
ShaolinTrapLord on
Never take a bath while making toast.
dwaynewaynerooney on
Cops always have the right of way, even when they don’t. On foot, at a four way stop, in the sky – it don’t matter. Don’t ever let em behind you.
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Mine is turning off all the lights at home during a thunderstorm like my grandma
That baby needs a hat on
On New Year’s Day:
Eat some greens for money
Eat black eyed peas for good luck
Don’t eat chicken, cuz they eat going backwards
Eat pork, because pigs eat going forward
Don’t wash on NY Day
You gotta take that same advice into your relationships. If there’s too many issues, why keep trying to make it work?
– During the summer, mow your lawns in the morning. And I’m talking about after 7pm but before 11am.
– A good housecoat is worth the money.
– Save those empty canisters. They can be used as storage.
Never take a bath while making toast.
Cops always have the right of way, even when they don’t. On foot, at a four way stop, in the sky – it don’t matter. Don’t ever let em behind you.