Still would…

    by Subho1908

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    1. Who actually invented sex.

      No I don’t mean basic reproduction, I mean all the other shit.

    2. And yet he still watches….

      Don’t give toys you don’t want your creations to play with, oh omniscient one!

    3. Wait until he sees the dolphins giving eachother blow jobs. No joke, particularly pink river dolphins in the Amazon, usually a dominant male will rape a smaller one by inserting his dolphin dick in the smaller ones blowhole. No, they cannot breathe during this event, a couple have died from it.

    4. Though I’m not the one who put hundreds of thousands of nerve endings there and wired them to a pleasure centre in the brain. Just saying, God

    5. If he didn’t want us to lick those spots, he wouldn’t have put all those nerve endings there.

    6. Gullible-Cut3787 on

      Well, in that regard, ur mouth is directly connected to ur anus. Its literally one long arse tube.

    7. Obtuse_and_Loose on

      God as a character in memes communicates that people believe there is some sort of natural right and wrong to the universe and that they’re under perpetual judgement against that “natural order,” and I think that belies some truly deep seated guilt, anxiety, and a psychosis that I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

      LOL JK SICK MEME BRUH

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