God, when he dies, it’s going to be such a shitshow! It doesn’t matter HOW it happens, the conspiracy theories that he was assassinated will persist for YEARS! And that’s not counting the possibility for the Elvis thing where people claim they’ve seen him alive.
Doublebosco on
I don’t wish death on the man. I’d be happy if he would just stop talking. My lord we’ve heard him babble for 10 years now I’m tired of the sound of his voice.
NOGOODGASHOLE on
Just remember how big Jesus got when he died.
WalkGood on
I hate the idea that he’d get a POTUS “state” funeral.
brokefixfux on
How to pay off the national debt:
Install a urinal on his grave, then charge twenty bucks per tinkle
Carl-99999 on
It’s gonna happen in less than 38 years. He can’t live past 116.
M1ck3yB1u on
Can you just imagine
daveinsf on
On that day, he will join the pantheon of others, such as Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, etc. who have done exactly one good deed for the world: dying. And multitudes will cheer.
Not sure, but it may be in the bible.
SeaSerpentine on
Coming Soon!
Affectionate-Tip-164 on
May his grave be a gender neutral bathroom.
Secure_Buyer_5455 on
I thought the same for the people who spearheaded the Iraq and Afghan war but they’re remembered as heroes 😢
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God, when he dies, it’s going to be such a shitshow! It doesn’t matter HOW it happens, the conspiracy theories that he was assassinated will persist for YEARS! And that’s not counting the possibility for the Elvis thing where people claim they’ve seen him alive.
I don’t wish death on the man. I’d be happy if he would just stop talking. My lord we’ve heard him babble for 10 years now I’m tired of the sound of his voice.
Just remember how big Jesus got when he died.
I hate the idea that he’d get a POTUS “state” funeral.
How to pay off the national debt:
Install a urinal on his grave, then charge twenty bucks per tinkle
It’s gonna happen in less than 38 years. He can’t live past 116.
Can you just imagine
On that day, he will join the pantheon of others, such as Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, etc. who have done exactly one good deed for the world: dying. And multitudes will cheer.
Not sure, but it may be in the bible.
Coming Soon!
May his grave be a gender neutral bathroom.
I thought the same for the people who spearheaded the Iraq and Afghan war but they’re remembered as heroes 😢