100 Tuxedo cats with no tails would be something to see!
stella__morri on
It’s hard not to recognize the skinniest cat
Kinky-Bicycle-669 on
She would have come running to me and crawled up on my shoulder or demanded to be held.
zygmr on
Imagine if all 100 did it at once though.
The-Hive-Queen on
Ask “is it time?”
Whichever dog runs to the freezer is mine lol
KellyBunni on
Easy, each cat and combination of cats has their own whistle to call them.
lilackitten05 on
I’d pick up my work bag. During the pandemic I accidentally trained my dog to know that we were going to my parents house (his favourite place) by picking up a specific blue laptop bag. Now every Wednesday when I pick up that bag he goes crazy thinking he’s gonna get to go in the car AND eat nothing but dog treats the rest of the day 🤣
Perfectionistapple on
The one that’s not potty trained mister poopy will learn anything but that
Nerfboard on
Sneeze or cough. My cat yells at me every time and acts like I offended her.
FearlessDistrict5100 on
If I talk to him, he’ll talk right back. and each of his meows have different connotations. so I’ll just insult a cat until I find the cat that insults me back in his tone.
hellokittypjpants on
Id say give me your (literally any word). My dogs don’t give af, as long as you say “give me your” before saying the word,they’ll give you their paw.
everybodybugsme on
I have three dogs so:
Des – I would say “is auntie berta here” cause he loves my sister so fucking much
Phil – whoever screams when I say “cry for the kitty” is him
Moby – either blow on him (he rubs his face in the floor if you do that) or I would say “stretch it” and whichever one does a down dog stretch is mine
Sociolinguisticians on
Sit down and put on my shoes. She always thinks that means walk time and shoves the top of her head into my chest.
chychy94 on
With my dog tank I would sit on the floor and say “kisses” and wait for him to floop on my face begging for kisses. Tater tot would probably be the naughtiest dog in the room – I’d find him either humping some poor dogs face or sneaking away. But if I said “where is mama?” He’d come running looking for my mom- not me.
Bit_Blocky on
Don’t need to say or do anything
If I’m within 100 feeet of him, he will flop on his back and stare expectingly
AtTheEdgeOfDying on
“lichtje?” Also known as ‘laser light?’ she looses her flipping mind
AdvancedHeresy on
all i need is the little wand thing to detect those microchips to find mine
The_Alrighty_Zed on
I would go kiss my wife and those two attention hogs would come running up as though I owed them some sort of huge debt.
Castellio-n on
My cat follows me when I tell him to come, i take him out on walks frequently, withouth using his name so ye.
ohnofluffy on
My dog would already be at my feet looking at me like “this place sucks, I’m clearly the best. Let’s go.”
Sparon46 on
“Want to play fetch with the ball?”
The unholy ferocity and enthusiasm in which she would respond to that would tell me all I needed to know.
Sliksteve on
I scream in a high-pitch long drown out voice, “UUUNNNOOOOO BABYSITOOOOOO!!!” he’ll find me
Lividino__1 on
I’d stand in the middle of the crowd and shout, “Who here owes me money?” The one that starts backing away slowly—yeah, that’s the one who is getting it tonight
DMmePetPicsPlz on
The meanest rabbit that pushes every other rabbit away is mine, that’s her.
Wise-War1416 on
My cat is deaf, if you ‘pspspsps’ all other cats will come. The one still siting there is my cat
Idryl_Davcharad on
I would just need to sit down, and Skye would just sit on my lap within seconds
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I would now have 100 identical pets…
100 Tuxedo cats with no tails would be something to see!
It’s hard not to recognize the skinniest cat
She would have come running to me and crawled up on my shoulder or demanded to be held.
Imagine if all 100 did it at once though.
Ask “is it time?”
Whichever dog runs to the freezer is mine lol
Easy, each cat and combination of cats has their own whistle to call them.
I’d pick up my work bag. During the pandemic I accidentally trained my dog to know that we were going to my parents house (his favourite place) by picking up a specific blue laptop bag. Now every Wednesday when I pick up that bag he goes crazy thinking he’s gonna get to go in the car AND eat nothing but dog treats the rest of the day 🤣
The one that’s not potty trained mister poopy will learn anything but that
Sneeze or cough. My cat yells at me every time and acts like I offended her.
If I talk to him, he’ll talk right back. and each of his meows have different connotations. so I’ll just insult a cat until I find the cat that insults me back in his tone.
Id say give me your (literally any word). My dogs don’t give af, as long as you say “give me your” before saying the word,they’ll give you their paw.
I have three dogs so:
Des – I would say “is auntie berta here” cause he loves my sister so fucking much
Phil – whoever screams when I say “cry for the kitty” is him
Moby – either blow on him (he rubs his face in the floor if you do that) or I would say “stretch it” and whichever one does a down dog stretch is mine
Sit down and put on my shoes. She always thinks that means walk time and shoves the top of her head into my chest.
With my dog tank I would sit on the floor and say “kisses” and wait for him to floop on my face begging for kisses. Tater tot would probably be the naughtiest dog in the room – I’d find him either humping some poor dogs face or sneaking away. But if I said “where is mama?” He’d come running looking for my mom- not me.
Don’t need to say or do anything
If I’m within 100 feeet of him, he will flop on his back and stare expectingly
“lichtje?” Also known as ‘laser light?’ she looses her flipping mind
all i need is the little wand thing to detect those microchips to find mine
I would go kiss my wife and those two attention hogs would come running up as though I owed them some sort of huge debt.
My cat follows me when I tell him to come, i take him out on walks frequently, withouth using his name so ye.
My dog would already be at my feet looking at me like “this place sucks, I’m clearly the best. Let’s go.”
“Want to play fetch with the ball?”
The unholy ferocity and enthusiasm in which she would respond to that would tell me all I needed to know.
I scream in a high-pitch long drown out voice, “UUUNNNOOOOO BABYSITOOOOOO!!!” he’ll find me
I’d stand in the middle of the crowd and shout, “Who here owes me money?” The one that starts backing away slowly—yeah, that’s the one who is getting it tonight
The meanest rabbit that pushes every other rabbit away is mine, that’s her.
My cat is deaf, if you ‘pspspsps’ all other cats will come. The one still siting there is my cat
I would just need to sit down, and Skye would just sit on my lap within seconds