Anon, they’re going to kill me. Please send me money. 😔
Nuzzleface on
Okay. Good.
SMOKEYmonster725 on
He isn’t going anywhere!! JD is probably just changing his name again. Hillibilly Vanilli is his new name!!
Dayseed on
I am getting dumped for RFK Jr. Please send money.
moderatenerd on
JD got stuck in the couch living every stepbrothers fantasy.
ClaudetteLeon23 on
Is it even possible for Vance to be replaced? Personally, I couldn’t care less because RFK Jr. is weirder than him. I think he would make things even worse for Trump. Trump’s stupid followers don’t realize that because he’s a Kennedy, but the guy is REALLY off his rocker.
Sea-Caterpillar-7335 on
Dude just had a rally in Michigan and ended with something to the effect of we need more JOY! JOY! So much Joy! Such losers
R4zorBe4st on
Is… is he being held hostage for ransom? If so, they can keep him
Doublejimjim1 on
Okay, good.
panickedindetroit on
Promises, promises.
mumushu on
Tell all your MAGA buds that now that RFK is on team Trump, a vote for him on the ballot counts as part of Trumps total.
GWPulham23 on
Ah, poor little Couch Boy. Uncle Donny got a new weird bro to play Fascists with.
Starman1001001 on
PROMISE?!?!
Somnambulinguist on
As Heidi Klum would say “One day you’re in, and the next day you’re out.” Such is the life of a Trump loyalist. Soon he’ll be someone Trump “really doesn’t know, met him once or twice and took a photo.”
dimforest on
That message?
“How long have you had your email account? Good.”
Hartastic on
Oh god I’m not signing up for their mailing list but now I want to know what kind of harm will befall JD. And I’m not asking because I’m definitely cheering for the harm.
AzureStrikerZero on
They’re gonna stage an assassination and blame the dems. (Knowing how stupid their base is they’ll believe it’s real).
newfrontier58 on
If Trump actually told his campaign to get rid of Vance so he could put RFK Jr. on, that might just seal the election for Harris and Walz. Fingers crossed.
MeatballUnited on
It’s okay, Vancey, now you can get back to more pressing matters with your couch.
Sexyturtletime on
Is JD Vance getting the Old Yeller ending?
Far-Trick6319 on
Are they sacrificing him for a bountiful harvest?
GibierJaune on
They’re gonna put him down, poor dog.
Soggy_Channel_409 on
“this could be my final message”
*sends 100 more emails*
nemonic187 on
If they send him out to the country to shoot tv ads with Kristi Noem, he’s fucked.
Look at the flowers JD, look at the pretty flowers.
blandocalrissian50 on
Are they killing him off? Cause either way, I’m fine.
patchedboard on
So remember when there was speculation that Kamala couldn’t take over for Biden because so many states already had their primaries? Well, not only have primaries been had but he is the party elected VP. I’d say by their own standards, they are stuck with him
CorporateAccounting on
It’s hard to feel bad for the people Trump throws away like garbage when they are, in fact, garbage lol
ImpovingTaylorist on
I thought they said it was illegal and undemocratic to replace candidates at this stage…
voppp on
Don’t threaten us with a good time, Vance.
hsteinbe on
There is a God?
Eyejohn5 on
Promises promises.
toejam78 on
Blink if you’re in danger.
Carl-99999 on
“*THIS COULD BE MY FINAL MESSAGE…*”
Please. Go away.
RockemSockemRowboats on
My god, he’s being held hostage by Drudge
229-northstar on
Mwahahaha
Final Destination coming up?
someguyfromsk on
“this could be my last email, unless you seen $49.95 a month to: youaregettingscamed@magaaregullible .com”
Ok-Ratic-5153 on
He just had his 90-day review and it didn’t go well.
wildyam on
ProfessionalLime2237 on
Are they gonna hang him?
mickipedic on
From his keyboard to the gods’ ears…
AceofKnaves44 on
But was this an actual email Trump campaign sent out this AM?
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Anon, they’re going to kill me. Please send me money. 😔
Okay. Good.
He isn’t going anywhere!! JD is probably just changing his name again. Hillibilly Vanilli is his new name!!
I am getting dumped for RFK Jr. Please send money.
JD got stuck in the couch living every stepbrothers fantasy.
Is it even possible for Vance to be replaced? Personally, I couldn’t care less because RFK Jr. is weirder than him. I think he would make things even worse for Trump. Trump’s stupid followers don’t realize that because he’s a Kennedy, but the guy is REALLY off his rocker.
Dude just had a rally in Michigan and ended with something to the effect of we need more JOY! JOY! So much Joy! Such losers
Is… is he being held hostage for ransom? If so, they can keep him
Okay, good.
Promises, promises.
Tell all your MAGA buds that now that RFK is on team Trump, a vote for him on the ballot counts as part of Trumps total.
Ah, poor little Couch Boy. Uncle Donny got a new weird bro to play Fascists with.
PROMISE?!?!
As Heidi Klum would say “One day you’re in, and the next day you’re out.” Such is the life of a Trump loyalist. Soon he’ll be someone Trump “really doesn’t know, met him once or twice and took a photo.”
That message?
“How long have you had your email account? Good.”
Oh god I’m not signing up for their mailing list but now I want to know what kind of harm will befall JD. And I’m not asking because I’m definitely cheering for the harm.
They’re gonna stage an assassination and blame the dems. (Knowing how stupid their base is they’ll believe it’s real).
If Trump actually told his campaign to get rid of Vance so he could put RFK Jr. on, that might just seal the election for Harris and Walz. Fingers crossed.
It’s okay, Vancey, now you can get back to more pressing matters with your couch.
Is JD Vance getting the Old Yeller ending?
Are they sacrificing him for a bountiful harvest?
They’re gonna put him down, poor dog.
“this could be my final message”
*sends 100 more emails*
If they send him out to the country to shoot tv ads with Kristi Noem, he’s fucked.
Look at the flowers JD, look at the pretty flowers.
Are they killing him off? Cause either way, I’m fine.
So remember when there was speculation that Kamala couldn’t take over for Biden because so many states already had their primaries? Well, not only have primaries been had but he is the party elected VP. I’d say by their own standards, they are stuck with him
It’s hard to feel bad for the people Trump throws away like garbage when they are, in fact, garbage lol
I thought they said it was illegal and undemocratic to replace candidates at this stage…
Don’t threaten us with a good time, Vance.
There is a God?
Promises promises.
Blink if you’re in danger.
“*THIS COULD BE MY FINAL MESSAGE…*”
Please. Go away.
My god, he’s being held hostage by Drudge
Mwahahaha
Final Destination coming up?
“this could be my last email, unless you seen $49.95 a month to: youaregettingscamed@magaaregullible .com”
He just had his 90-day review and it didn’t go well.
Are they gonna hang him?
From his keyboard to the gods’ ears…
But was this an actual email Trump campaign sent out this AM?