Yeah…you’ll never catch me in open ocean like that
Merry_masquerade on
This guy responded well and used the knowledge that sharks’ noses are their sensitive spots.
Virtual-Squirrel-725 on
“What a beautiful day out here on the water…so peacefu….HOLY FUCK…..ok time to head back to shore”
manwhoregiantfarts on
I would’ve either shit my pants or had a heart attack
NumerousCry_ on
Whoooooa, that’s scary!
mostly_kinda_sorta on
And that’s when the poo came out.
Ok-Wallaby1643 on
Did you get his insurance
AngelicXia on
He was curious. Sharks bite to figure out what things are. Tiger sharks are only different in that if their teeth bite through it they swallow it.
Any-Poem2357 on
My heart would have stopped
swibirun on
I would get confused about the proper response to a shark attack and do something like shout, “That’s MY purse! I don’t KNOW you!”
thatswhatshesaid_11 on
And that is why you’ll never see me in such a scenario
HocDawk13 on
You’re going to need a bigger boat
CaliforniaFreightMan on
Just like any other over stimulated cat.
Key_Deal9349 on
Dang if its me ….. ill call my mommy
Time_Change4156 on
I think we are going to need a bigger boat.
StokedJK on
That’s why you keep your feet inside the kayak
ambercrush on
I just wonder if some of this guys equipment is making sounds that irritate the f out of the sharks
knight_of_lothric on
they are why you should always carry a dive knife with you
Trex-died-4-our-sins on
This happened in Kaneohe bay, HI, last year 2023
PoutPill69 on
Definitely a “shit your pants” kinda situation. No excuses required to anyone.
OneImagination5381 on
Get out of my fridge.
Lumpy-Meaning-7287 on
Ram you? I think he wanted to eat you. 😂 stay safe.
bluetuxedo22 on
My butthole puckered just watching that. Can’t imagine actually sitting in that tiny kayak, what if it flipped
PutzReid on
Hope you had your brown underwear on far out mate!!
CaptainxInsano69 on
Almost lost a few toes
FlexxxingOnThePoors on
Where’s the brown shit cloud?
Dry-Revenue2470 on
Yeah Fuck that !
Darth_Groot28 on
I would never go out in the ocean with that small of a vessel. All it takes is him flipping one time and game over.
King_Nephilim82 on
That shark knew exactly what it was doing. Fuckin a.
Ozi_izO on
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
DrProfessorSatan on
He’s gonna need a bigger boat.
a71mach on
How come I hear this in John Candy’s voice?
Big bear! Big bear chase me!
bebitarubia on
Tiger sharks are one of the few species of sharks that can bite off your hand if they feel the need.
I read that once and I have never forgot it.
Froozeball on
Gonna need bigger kayak.
Jx_XD on
Call mummy dam it !
fantayt on
Ouch
Delicious-Ad-9361 on
“Tiger shark ram me” 😂
BigTex380 on
I would have walked on water out of there. Holy crap.
Strong_Remove_2976 on
Where did this happen, please? I’d like to draw a 5,000km radius around the location in red pen to inform the rest of my life choices
jokinjosh on
I was going to ask if this was Hawaii , I see in the comments it was , 2023. I was just there a few weeks ago and did some cageless shark diving. We swam around a few Galapagos sharks. The shark biologist did say about every 14 months female tigers make their way up to Hawaii to give birth. We didn’t see any that day , however, the next day while doing a dolphin swim we came up on a 14 ft Tiger like 300 feet from the shore where we were staying.
SithLordRising on
Op wore the brown trunks today
Dirtiest_Seven on
Fuck off shark!
Dhsu04 on
Ocean is so big and the home of many monsters.
DarthNuggets21 on
I suggest some oxyclean for the stain in your short.
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I would’ve needed new pants after that.
Yeah…you’ll never catch me in open ocean like that
This guy responded well and used the knowledge that sharks’ noses are their sensitive spots.
“What a beautiful day out here on the water…so peacefu….HOLY FUCK…..ok time to head back to shore”
I would’ve either shit my pants or had a heart attack
Whoooooa, that’s scary!
And that’s when the poo came out.
Did you get his insurance
He was curious. Sharks bite to figure out what things are. Tiger sharks are only different in that if their teeth bite through it they swallow it.
My heart would have stopped
I would get confused about the proper response to a shark attack and do something like shout, “That’s MY purse! I don’t KNOW you!”
And that is why you’ll never see me in such a scenario
You’re going to need a bigger boat
Just like any other over stimulated cat.
Dang if its me ….. ill call my mommy
I think we are going to need a bigger boat.
That’s why you keep your feet inside the kayak
I just wonder if some of this guys equipment is making sounds that irritate the f out of the sharks
they are why you should always carry a dive knife with you
This happened in Kaneohe bay, HI, last year 2023
Definitely a “shit your pants” kinda situation. No excuses required to anyone.
Get out of my fridge.
Ram you? I think he wanted to eat you. 😂 stay safe.
My butthole puckered just watching that. Can’t imagine actually sitting in that tiny kayak, what if it flipped
Hope you had your brown underwear on far out mate!!
Almost lost a few toes
Where’s the brown shit cloud?
Yeah Fuck that !
I would never go out in the ocean with that small of a vessel. All it takes is him flipping one time and game over.
That shark knew exactly what it was doing. Fuckin a.
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
He’s gonna need a bigger boat.
How come I hear this in John Candy’s voice?
Big bear! Big bear chase me!
Tiger sharks are one of the few species of sharks that can bite off your hand if they feel the need.
I read that once and I have never forgot it.
Gonna need bigger kayak.
Call mummy dam it !
Ouch
“Tiger shark ram me” 😂
I would have walked on water out of there. Holy crap.
Where did this happen, please? I’d like to draw a 5,000km radius around the location in red pen to inform the rest of my life choices
I was going to ask if this was Hawaii , I see in the comments it was , 2023. I was just there a few weeks ago and did some cageless shark diving. We swam around a few Galapagos sharks. The shark biologist did say about every 14 months female tigers make their way up to Hawaii to give birth. We didn’t see any that day , however, the next day while doing a dolphin swim we came up on a 14 ft Tiger like 300 feet from the shore where we were staying.
Op wore the brown trunks today
Fuck off shark!
Ocean is so big and the home of many monsters.
I suggest some oxyclean for the stain in your short.