I had been thinking about doing this for a while and when I saw the other meme about this I thought it would be funny to put it up now.
SAMU0L0 on
I still remember when in assassin’s creed black flag the pirates said “We and the natives are allies because we both love freedom”
Sure lol, sure.
TerryFromFubar on
A rollicking band of pirates we,
Who, tired of tossing on the sea,
Are trying their hand at a burglary,
With weapons grim and gory.
AwfulUsername123 on
Much better.
Current_Silver_5416 on
English officer be like:
“Hey guys, it’s OK, that’s Davies, he was in my ship back during the war, guess he got laid off afterwards. But hey, a man’s got to eat, right?”.
mercy_4_u on
Surprise surprise, people with power were shitty in the past.
TheFrogEmperor on
Pirates in fiction be like “yo where the fuck is this cunts treasure. We’re on episode 1000 and we ain’t found shit”
Wedos98 on
One Piece: Both, both are good
CinderX5 on
I saw the red coat and assumed it was going to be about the Brits blockading Africa and freeing over 150,000 slaves.
Horn_Python on
thats a privatteer
(the only difference is that the goverment pays them to rob people)
Worried_Onion4208 on
The captain had 2 shares, everybody else had a share, they were equal between themselves. On the other hand, they didn’t care where the money came from.
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I had been thinking about doing this for a while and when I saw the other meme about this I thought it would be funny to put it up now.
I still remember when in assassin’s creed black flag the pirates said “We and the natives are allies because we both love freedom”
Sure lol, sure.
A rollicking band of pirates we,
Who, tired of tossing on the sea,
Are trying their hand at a burglary,
With weapons grim and gory.
Much better.
English officer be like:
“Hey guys, it’s OK, that’s Davies, he was in my ship back during the war, guess he got laid off afterwards. But hey, a man’s got to eat, right?”.
Surprise surprise, people with power were shitty in the past.
Pirates in fiction be like “yo where the fuck is this cunts treasure. We’re on episode 1000 and we ain’t found shit”
One Piece: Both, both are good
I saw the red coat and assumed it was going to be about the Brits blockading Africa and freeing over 150,000 slaves.
thats a privatteer
(the only difference is that the goverment pays them to rob people)
The captain had 2 shares, everybody else had a share, they were equal between themselves. On the other hand, they didn’t care where the money came from.