Have you a perceptive eye, a mind like a calculator, a bent for men who dig bikini panties? The Mistress Collection by Funky, 1974

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    1. PoopsnegalVanderclay on

      As a professional writer, I think the writing in this ad is actually outstanding. Occasionally offensive? Sure. Incredibly dated? Absolutely. But boy oh boy does it paint a picture, even more than the picture it accompanies. Which is saying something!

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