The other two must be pissed.

    by bamitskal

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    1. It would be funny if there was a common kitchen in the back making the same pizzas for all 3 of them.

    2. Beneficial_Test_5917 on

      “Bob, while I’m washing my hands, go do a complete price survey of our competitors in the city.”

    3. paultbangkok on

      Pizza hut was great in the 90s. In Edinburgh i remember the pizzas were really good and even the buffet was great with the salad bar at 5 quid or something. I heard it has gone downhill now

    4. ibetyoucanthackme on

      NEW CHALLENGER! Little Caesar is approaching…
      “Pizza pizza..” you hear from the distance..
      Papa John steps out of the store to observe the newcomer.
      Pizza Pete, walking stick in hand, shouts, “No newcomer is gonna outpizza my hut!”
      The Domino, with Noid’s head on a stick, says “Hope you have fun joining our hellfire, Caesar.”
      Caesar doesn’t reply.
      Before Caesar opens his pizza shop, Papa John says, “Hey newbie! Watch your back..”
      As Caesar steps into the building, he thinks if this was worth all the trouble.

    5. WeeFluffyGingerCat on

      If anybody uses Dominos, the code DINEON50 still works, I’ve been using it for years. 50% off everything except ice cream and drinks, I think, but you need to spend £40 or over. Spend £40 get it for £20, bargain, kinda.

    6. FreneticPlatypus on

      That’s the guy that bids $1 over someone else on the Price is Right.

    7. lateral_moves on

      I used to live by one end of a long train station. There’s a small strip mall of four stores. One of which is a good pizza place. The people there are awesome too. But at the other end is my favorite pizza place. A few times I forget to drive and walk to my fav then shamefully walk briskly past the close one with a pie box in hand on my way home.

    8. SilentDragaur on

      Of those three I like papa johns the best but I can’t imagine ever getting domino’s with the other two there. Domino’s os use to be alright but they got cheap…hell little ceasers is cheaper then any of them but arguably better so.

    9. I live near something like this, but with pot. It’s a T-intersection with three stores right across from each other. It’s pretty hilarious.

    10. Physical-Cry-6861 on

      Crappy pizza spreads like the plague. I’m sorry that you’ve got evil trinity now. Once Little Caesars makes it there, it’s over.

    11. Should have parked out front of their stores instead just to really drive home the point 😆

    12. id like to know which guy was so confident that he opens a pizza shop right next to two other pizza shops.

    13. KrackSmellin on

      3 absolutely horrible pizza places right next to each other… what a waste of real estate

    14. NotClayMerritt on

      I’ve had all three of these chains in both the UK and the US and I know there’s reasons behind it all tasting different but Pizza Hut in America is garbage but Pizza Hut in the UK is genuinely solid. Dominos is also better in the UK. But weirdly, I prefer US Papa Johns to UK Papa Johns.

    15. gojohnnygojohnny on

      I heard there’s a place in the Dallas metro area that has a Dollar Tree, a Dollar General, and a Family Dollar all next to each other.

      They call it Dolla Holla.

    16. I think most people are brand loyal to an extent. They prefer one of the chains over the others. Most people are not going to switch their preferences based on proximity. I suppose there might be some people who might be like, “Well the only reason I went to X is because we didn’t have a Y.” I think it’s more likely that some may prefer the pizza at one, the wings at another, or some side/dessert item from another. It might affect their sales but I don’t know.

    17. This is why strop malls usually have non-compete clauses in the rental contracts. So you don’t end up with multiple of the same business in the same space.

    18. SleepylaReef on

      I don’t understand why people order Domino’s a second time.

    19. NotABrummie on

      Sorry to go on a tangent, but….

      If this isn’t the state of British highstreets. No independent shops, barely anyone walking down the street. Just three takeaway pizza places in a row.

    20. UnknownProphetX on

      Dominos tastes like trash. Had it once, never again. If I want Pizza Im going to an Italien Restaurant lol

    21. Gaping_llama on

      I wonder how many pizzas they’d have to sell, after discount, to cover the cost of that billboard

    22. abgry_krakow87 on

      Surprised and disappointed they didn’t park the truck in front of the other two lol

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