I know many people, men and women, who are like this–totally missing it!
Tappitss on
The guy to this day is still wondering who would have sex with them.
yParticle on
Oof! This one goes out to all the girls whom I unknowingly spurned!
phoenixxl on
T_T
1001AngryCrabs on
2 years from now he’s gonna be kicking himself because he just realized it was her
RamsesThePigeon on
During my freshman year of high school, my buddy Ben started dating a senior named Stephanie. They actually went on to get married, and they’re still together to this day… but that’s not the point. The point is that Stephanie had a younger sister who was my age, and to whom I was admittedly attracted. I viewed this as being a potential opportunity, and so – using my incredible subtlety and wit – I enacted a fiendishly diabolical plan:
“Hey, Stephanie,” I said one morning, “can you set me up with your sister Lisa?”
“Okay,” Stephanie replied.
The following Friday, I picked Lisa up at her house… by which I mean, I rode along while my mother drove me there and then brought us both to the movie theater. We arrived far earlier than I’d intended, which left us free to explore the empty show-hall together. This adventure eventually saw us ducking into the area behind the screen and staring at the equipment (which mainly consisted of some support-beams and speakers).
“Neat,” I said. “I guess.”
Lisa nodded absentmindedly in response. “Yeah. This would be a good place to make out with someone.”
“I guess,” I said again. “Hey, do you want anything to eat? Some candy or something?”
Lisa stared at me pointedly, as though I had forgotten something important.
“Oh!” I continued, suddenly realizing what I had forgotten. “Or would you like something to drink?”
Once again, the young woman watched me with a quizzical expression. After another moment, she just shook her head with a smile and ducked back into the theater.
The movie was pretty good, I guess.
**TL;DR: I feel the need to slap myself when I see the area behind theater screens.**
InspectorDull5915 on
Definitely me when I was mid teens
Lieutenant_Skittles on
Definitely reminds me of me when I was younger. Although now it’s not much better, because I just convince myself that it’s just my imagination and should never act on it for fear of being labelled a creep.
esp735 on
This sums up ages 16 to 26 for me.
SmolishPPman on
I’m the person on the left..
Shackles_YT on
This was exactly me… She was the one who had to make the first move
I_think_Im_hollow on
No way I’d risk it and end up looking like a weirdo
woollyyellowduck on
Reminds me of the scene in Jackie Brown.
Bridget Fonda’s character to Robert de Niro’s character (having just given us and him a feet show): wanna fuck?
RDN character: ….yeah.
If only people made it this simple IRL!
t33dup on
My first sex partner was quite adventurous and definitely more experienced than me. She asked once if I had ever thought about doing anal & I instinctively thought she meant pegging me and said “Nope” in a frightened tone of voice. We broke up shortly thereafter. I think of that sometimes and do something mildly painful to myself.
TheChaseLemon on
Men don’t understand hints. Not even obvious hints.
Women, just tell us what the fuck you want.
Kinscar on
I wonder who is getting shot
Drakore4 on
Typical anime protagonist.
Brain_Hawk on
In HS a lady friend of mine told me she was gonna breakup with her boyfriend because she liked me.
It took me 2 WEEKS to ask her out properly. She got mad on the phone before I did and I said “ok I’ll ask you out tomorrow”
Awwwwwwward.
Later she did the same to me. Was away at uni and met another guy and ditched me.
Fun extra side bar it was 2 weeks before I was scheduled to have a kidney transplant (I’m great now thanks for asking!), and carried that guilt her whole life. About 22 years later flew to the city I lived in to meet up so she could say sorry (and added a family visit in there). Forgiveness was given in a very light manner, I didn’t hold a grudge.
Darkosaurus94 on
When guys do this: they’re stupid and will regret it
When girls are doing this: you’re probably a creep and supposed to get out
KnucklesMacKellough on
Me, this is me. (Sigh)
BanishedThought on
Who didn’t the consent forms
Brrrrmmm42 on
Then there’s the other way around: “omg, she’s sending all the signals, I really think that she likes me. Come on, man up and make a move, this one is bulletproof. Ok, here goes nothing… “
Sabbathius on
I have a nagging suspicion I did this. It’s been 30 years, and it just recently hit me that there may have been signs. I’m still 50/50 on it though, and in retrospect I’m glad it played out the way it did, we would have driven each other crazy.
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Why does this feel so real?
She’s just being friendly.
Pure gold!
I know many people, men and women, who are like this–totally missing it!
The guy to this day is still wondering who would have sex with them.
Oof! This one goes out to all the girls whom I unknowingly spurned!
T_T
2 years from now he’s gonna be kicking himself because he just realized it was her
During my freshman year of high school, my buddy Ben started dating a senior named Stephanie. They actually went on to get married, and they’re still together to this day… but that’s not the point. The point is that Stephanie had a younger sister who was my age, and to whom I was admittedly attracted. I viewed this as being a potential opportunity, and so – using my incredible subtlety and wit – I enacted a fiendishly diabolical plan:
“Hey, Stephanie,” I said one morning, “can you set me up with your sister Lisa?”
“Okay,” Stephanie replied.
The following Friday, I picked Lisa up at her house… by which I mean, I rode along while my mother drove me there and then brought us both to the movie theater. We arrived far earlier than I’d intended, which left us free to explore the empty show-hall together. This adventure eventually saw us ducking into the area behind the screen and staring at the equipment (which mainly consisted of some support-beams and speakers).
“Neat,” I said. “I guess.”
Lisa nodded absentmindedly in response. “Yeah. This would be a good place to make out with someone.”
“I guess,” I said again. “Hey, do you want anything to eat? Some candy or something?”
Lisa stared at me pointedly, as though I had forgotten something important.
“Oh!” I continued, suddenly realizing what I had forgotten. “Or would you like something to drink?”
Once again, the young woman watched me with a quizzical expression. After another moment, she just shook her head with a smile and ducked back into the theater.
The movie was pretty good, I guess.
**TL;DR: I feel the need to slap myself when I see the area behind theater screens.**
Definitely me when I was mid teens
Definitely reminds me of me when I was younger. Although now it’s not much better, because I just convince myself that it’s just my imagination and should never act on it for fear of being labelled a creep.
This sums up ages 16 to 26 for me.
I’m the person on the left..
This was exactly me… She was the one who had to make the first move
No way I’d risk it and end up looking like a weirdo
Reminds me of the scene in Jackie Brown.
Bridget Fonda’s character to Robert de Niro’s character (having just given us and him a feet show): wanna fuck?
RDN character: ….yeah.
If only people made it this simple IRL!
My first sex partner was quite adventurous and definitely more experienced than me. She asked once if I had ever thought about doing anal & I instinctively thought she meant pegging me and said “Nope” in a frightened tone of voice. We broke up shortly thereafter. I think of that sometimes and do something mildly painful to myself.
Men don’t understand hints. Not even obvious hints.
Women, just tell us what the fuck you want.
I wonder who is getting shot
Typical anime protagonist.
In HS a lady friend of mine told me she was gonna breakup with her boyfriend because she liked me.
It took me 2 WEEKS to ask her out properly. She got mad on the phone before I did and I said “ok I’ll ask you out tomorrow”
Awwwwwwward.
Later she did the same to me. Was away at uni and met another guy and ditched me.
Fun extra side bar it was 2 weeks before I was scheduled to have a kidney transplant (I’m great now thanks for asking!), and carried that guilt her whole life. About 22 years later flew to the city I lived in to meet up so she could say sorry (and added a family visit in there). Forgiveness was given in a very light manner, I didn’t hold a grudge.
When guys do this: they’re stupid and will regret it
When girls are doing this: you’re probably a creep and supposed to get out
Me, this is me. (Sigh)
Who didn’t the consent forms
Then there’s the other way around: “omg, she’s sending all the signals, I really think that she likes me. Come on, man up and make a move, this one is bulletproof. Ok, here goes nothing… “
I have a nagging suspicion I did this. It’s been 30 years, and it just recently hit me that there may have been signs. I’m still 50/50 on it though, and in retrospect I’m glad it played out the way it did, we would have driven each other crazy.
Next step is she just has to strip right there.