German here. We just got cars, and the Internet, it’s nice here 😀
minitaba on
Chains?
Gokudomatic on
It’s pop tiny repost bot.
MsSeraphim on
but on the plus side they pay a living wage to their worker, who also get months of paid vacation a year and then their is that pesky affordable health insurance too. nope maga don’t want to go there.
ScorpioZA on
No food?? Wtf. How are they surviving then
AstronomerThat4357 on
Ooo, I can’t wait to for us all to get guns and teach our kids to kill each other. Or worse, survive and go through bankruptcy to get medical care. Better we educate them, oh, wait another crippling debt.
I wish we were all American. I’m glad we live in this tiny third-world country.
boinwtm0ds on
Of course Europeans don’t need food. They’re all about that photosynthesis
ZawMFC on
No chains? How the fuck does my bike go then, dickhead?
Nuclear-9299 on
Hmm. What kind of tech is in USA and is missing in Europe? Self driving experiments, which should be confined to test polygons?
Bertybassett99 on
Your right its shit. Please don’t visit.
FluffyDiscipline on
Way they are talking do they think Europe is a country on it’s own or something ??…
“It’s fine to visit” lol which bit do they mean ??
Strange-Mouse-8710 on
American stupidity is strong in this one.
PlaneRespond59 on
I’m so sad, in Slovenia we still didn’t invent food, we have great WiFi though!
National_Oil8587 on
It’s still renaissance here in France, and I think we might get rid of the king soon..
Dertyrarys on
as an european, i can confirm i never eat and dont have access to any technology
DonnieJL on
And better consumer privacy and protection laws. I’d move if I could. Sounds way better than our current shit-show.
DaZMan44 on
Trust me. You WANT these morons believing that so you never have the misfortune of meeting them, even as tourists…😂
Specific_Display_366 on
Austrian here, we have kangaroos.
Old-Law-7395 on
UK, we just got dial up internet today. I so enjoyed voting yesterday the wife and I used the horse and carriage to get to the church hall.
-lukeworldwalker- on
Wtf is a car. I’m still riding a dragon.
Exact_Patience_9767 on
Straight up crap when it comes to what he thinks doesn’t sucks. An ignorant fool that should be asking about universal health care, cheaper education and cost of living, and 30 days mandatory vacation for all workers. Hyper capitalism has led him to this mentality.
Traditional_Draw8400 on
It’s the US that’s a shithole minus the coastal bits
cyberv1k1n9 on
I concur, I’m from the french Riviera and most of our villas are tiny, it sucks…
AppropriateCupcake48 on
*begins packing for Europe*
infowosecfurry on
Honestly I wouldn’t correct him. I’m positive Europe is fine with the misconception, if it means him not coming to visit.
VERTER_Music on
You gotta love that the only way they perceive progress is through chains and junk food lmao
SBR404 on
I don’t know what they are talking about. Just yesterday I bought half a kilo of internet at my artisanal partisserie, during the hour of electricity we‘re allotted per day.
Lavender-Wisp on
You can tell this person has only seen Europe in the movies… 🎥
Ellielands on
The majority of the people that think Europe sucks, typically have not set foot outside the US. I spent some time in Ireland earlier this year and it was so amazing. Walking the majority of the time gave more energy.
One of the things I hate so much about the area I live in is that everything is so far apart that you have to drive everywhere.
G3_pt on
In Portugal we still have dinosaurs… And we live in caves. ( It’s a lie that primates didn’t meet dinosaurs, no need to come here and check)…
BigSea5235 on
I’m dying to hear his takes on Asia if he thinks Europe is like that 💀
TaiverX on
I write this from a phone I got from a tourist. In England we are all still in medieval times, we speak olde English so this is all being Google translated. We have knights and the occasional dragon attack but if you enjoy ales and the main public transport being horses, it’s great. Uber pigeon works well with delivery pigeons bringing the daily news and the daily beheading schedule. Don’t bring anything too high tech or you might get burned at the stake as well.
Hope to see you in England!!
Ok-Fox1262 on
It’s like stepping back in time 30 years……..
This speaks someone who hasn’t ventured out of the backwards crap hole they were born in.
A working public transit system in the cities. Contactless payments. No shitty chain brands. A living wage (or better than the US and their making wait staff beg for a living).
Frequent-Living4428 on
“No holiday in I can stay at next to a McDonald’s where I can cram 6 cheeseburgers into my gut”
Myredditname423 on
I never realized you can generalize what living in an entire continent is like.
Thriatus on
Scotland here, fingers crossed we get plumbing soon. 🤞
ValuableAd8880 on
Move to Baltimore. Take the bus. Only problem is a shorter lifespan
JakobiGaming on
Swiss literally made the internet, I’d consider that tech
ul90 on
Correct. We don’t have chains here in Europe, we’re still using ropes. And we don’t need food, we’re using photosynthesis!
Totally_Cubular on
What is bro yapping about?
BOOMphrasingBOOM on
“No chains” anyone want to help me with that one??
Banaanisade on
It’s true. I’m writing this comment with my quill on a parchment scroll before tying it up to a pigeon, marked with a ring on its leg that has the Reddit colours, to send to Murica for the Reddit HQ to post online. I have a campfire in my kitchen hole where I just made “coffee” out of local roots, and used milk from the cow that sleeps on the same hay with me at night.
Felpa99 on
We dont want them in europe
Lazy-Floridian on
That’s a lot of writing just to say, “I’ve never been to Europe”.
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I wish Europe was like that.
German here. We just got cars, and the Internet, it’s nice here 😀
Chains?
It’s pop tiny repost bot.
but on the plus side they pay a living wage to their worker, who also get months of paid vacation a year and then their is that pesky affordable health insurance too. nope maga don’t want to go there.
No food?? Wtf. How are they surviving then
Ooo, I can’t wait to for us all to get guns and teach our kids to kill each other. Or worse, survive and go through bankruptcy to get medical care. Better we educate them, oh, wait another crippling debt.
I wish we were all American. I’m glad we live in this tiny third-world country.
Of course Europeans don’t need food. They’re all about that photosynthesis
No chains? How the fuck does my bike go then, dickhead?
Hmm. What kind of tech is in USA and is missing in Europe? Self driving experiments, which should be confined to test polygons?
Your right its shit. Please don’t visit.
Way they are talking do they think Europe is a country on it’s own or something ??…
“It’s fine to visit” lol which bit do they mean ??
American stupidity is strong in this one.
I’m so sad, in Slovenia we still didn’t invent food, we have great WiFi though!
It’s still renaissance here in France, and I think we might get rid of the king soon..
as an european, i can confirm i never eat and dont have access to any technology
And better consumer privacy and protection laws. I’d move if I could. Sounds way better than our current shit-show.
Trust me. You WANT these morons believing that so you never have the misfortune of meeting them, even as tourists…😂
Austrian here, we have kangaroos.
UK, we just got dial up internet today. I so enjoyed voting yesterday the wife and I used the horse and carriage to get to the church hall.
Wtf is a car. I’m still riding a dragon.
Straight up crap when it comes to what he thinks doesn’t sucks. An ignorant fool that should be asking about universal health care, cheaper education and cost of living, and 30 days mandatory vacation for all workers. Hyper capitalism has led him to this mentality.
It’s the US that’s a shithole minus the coastal bits
I concur, I’m from the french Riviera and most of our villas are tiny, it sucks…
*begins packing for Europe*
Honestly I wouldn’t correct him. I’m positive Europe is fine with the misconception, if it means him not coming to visit.
You gotta love that the only way they perceive progress is through chains and junk food lmao
I don’t know what they are talking about. Just yesterday I bought half a kilo of internet at my artisanal partisserie, during the hour of electricity we‘re allotted per day.
You can tell this person has only seen Europe in the movies… 🎥
The majority of the people that think Europe sucks, typically have not set foot outside the US. I spent some time in Ireland earlier this year and it was so amazing. Walking the majority of the time gave more energy.
One of the things I hate so much about the area I live in is that everything is so far apart that you have to drive everywhere.
In Portugal we still have dinosaurs… And we live in caves. ( It’s a lie that primates didn’t meet dinosaurs, no need to come here and check)…
I’m dying to hear his takes on Asia if he thinks Europe is like that 💀
I write this from a phone I got from a tourist. In England we are all still in medieval times, we speak olde English so this is all being Google translated. We have knights and the occasional dragon attack but if you enjoy ales and the main public transport being horses, it’s great. Uber pigeon works well with delivery pigeons bringing the daily news and the daily beheading schedule. Don’t bring anything too high tech or you might get burned at the stake as well.
Hope to see you in England!!
It’s like stepping back in time 30 years……..
This speaks someone who hasn’t ventured out of the backwards crap hole they were born in.
A working public transit system in the cities. Contactless payments. No shitty chain brands. A living wage (or better than the US and their making wait staff beg for a living).
“No holiday in I can stay at next to a McDonald’s where I can cram 6 cheeseburgers into my gut”
I never realized you can generalize what living in an entire continent is like.
Scotland here, fingers crossed we get plumbing soon. 🤞
Move to Baltimore. Take the bus. Only problem is a shorter lifespan
Swiss literally made the internet, I’d consider that tech
Correct. We don’t have chains here in Europe, we’re still using ropes. And we don’t need food, we’re using photosynthesis!
What is bro yapping about?
“No chains” anyone want to help me with that one??
It’s true. I’m writing this comment with my quill on a parchment scroll before tying it up to a pigeon, marked with a ring on its leg that has the Reddit colours, to send to Murica for the Reddit HQ to post online. I have a campfire in my kitchen hole where I just made “coffee” out of local roots, and used milk from the cow that sleeps on the same hay with me at night.
We dont want them in europe
That’s a lot of writing just to say, “I’ve never been to Europe”.