Absurdionne on July 3, 2024 4:12 am My friend often let me crash at his place while I was living out of town. I’d leave him messages like this all the time. ex. Guess which drawer I pooped in?
pandascuriosity on July 3, 2024 4:24 am 1) as an adult, a sleepover away from my own bed sounds like torture 2) time to get a black light and go hunting in the dark
timeforgoomy on July 3, 2024 5:22 am Find a reason to have people write something down for you, match the handwriting and then shit on their windshield. It’s only fair.
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Was it a swinger party?
Kid has a sense of humor
At least it’s not an “upper decker”
The surprise was probably pee right?
OP check your toilet!
“In the upstairs toilet,after which I wiped and flushed.”
I saw this Seinfeld: It was the toilet.
Signs you friend is chaotic evil, volume 1
What is that tablet?
and the price is some well aged pee?
My friend often let me crash at his place while I was living out of town.
I’d leave him messages like this all the time.
ex. Guess which drawer I pooped in?
So someone else pissed your pants?
That happens when you invite little Alex Horne over
1) as an adult, a sleepover away from my own bed sounds like torture
2) time to get a black light and go hunting in the dark
more like hosted a biohazard convention
I am way more interested in the large adult sleep over….
The prize is a dookie right next to it
Find a reason to have people write something down for you, match the handwriting and then shit on their windshield. It’s only fair.
The prize for them is the opportunity to clean it themselves
Oh no, i hate hide and go pee