I mean, it kind of is already. It talks about Christian-first and such.
1SLO_RABT on
The correct answer is to not seat the judgmental Xtians that will then stiff thier server of a tip.
Mountain_Fig_9253 on
Now ask the establishment which group tips better.
MrmmphMrmmph on
Jesus was hugely supportive of fasting.
No_End_8410 on
These people will try anything to be less Christlike.
macbrett on
Now *not attending church* is a sin? Was going to church the eleventh commandment? I must have missed that one.
CraziedHair on
This isn’t humor this is someone being serious, it shouldn’t be funny to anyone, it’s sad LOL
omghorussaveusall on
At this point I’m pretty sure Jesus came back and noped the fuck out and all the born agains are going to die and go to hell.
Santos_L_Halper_II on
90% of religion’s appeal is giving shitty people a reason to feel superior to strangers.
LakesideNorth on
Ask anyone who waits tables – the after church crowd are the absolute worst customers to deal with. Easily.
Feral_Sheep_ on
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s table at Denny’s.
VolcanicGreen on
It will forever be a power issue. Religions want power same as any capitalist or monarchist . It’s always power.
urbanek2525 on
Remember the sabbath and keeps it Holy.
You shouldn’t be asking others to labor on the sabbath day. You just sinned.
Repent and sin no more.
Nowiambecomedeth on
Truth is what comports with reality
TheRynoceros on
Written by somebody that makes involuntary chewing noises all day.
ExactlyWhyAmIHere on
I hope these people burn in their own hell
carpetbagger001 on
That’s keeping the Sabbath holy!
Narf234 on
I mean…this person isn’t wrong. It would push people towards the truth, just not the truth they are thinking.
Some_Random_Android on
Maybe if the GOP didn’t have a presidential nominee who is literally a rapist that constantly lies and steals that would (as they put it) “push some people towards the truth!” But hey, that’s just me. Show me where in the Bible Jesus talked about feeding the hungry and loving your neighbor.
bayhorsetimetraveler on
Nothing better than getting out of church and then verbally berating a 17 year old busboy. Personally why my bar is closed on Sunday
captainedwinkrieger on
I’m pretty sure there are plenty of Christians with tattoos and earrings who are way more Christian than this human tonsil stone.
JoeyCaesarSalad on
Going to open a restaurant where only people with tattoos and/or piercings can eat at
abomasolsnow998 on
Is it possible to punch someone through the internet yet? Asking for a friend.
Accomplished_Sun1506 on
Is that the eleventh commandment; thou shall not skip church?
n3rvaluthluri3n on
Republicans and conservatives are trying real hard to make Gilead a reality.
madkins007 on
Orrrr… Now just hear me out…
Your church could host after service meals for the attendees and the local community and literally SERVE PEOPLE.
Just a bunch of happy church goers showing love and respect to others in the community- not preaching or judging, just having a good time ‘lining the Gospel’ for others to see.
Which church would grow the most? The one reaching out to the community, or the one hogging tables, being rude to wait staff, and typing with tracts?
UnclearObjective on
Most Christians have no fucking clue who Jesus was or what he was about.
Grandeftw on
Nothing I love more then being pushed towards your “truth”. /S
keirmeister on
Matthew 6:5-6
“And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.
Block_Solid on
Why are the “saved” always so arrogant and douchy?
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I mean, it kind of is already. It talks about Christian-first and such.
The correct answer is to not seat the judgmental Xtians that will then stiff thier server of a tip.
Now ask the establishment which group tips better.
Jesus was hugely supportive of fasting.
These people will try anything to be less Christlike.
Now *not attending church* is a sin? Was going to church the eleventh commandment? I must have missed that one.
This isn’t humor this is someone being serious, it shouldn’t be funny to anyone, it’s sad LOL
At this point I’m pretty sure Jesus came back and noped the fuck out and all the born agains are going to die and go to hell.
90% of religion’s appeal is giving shitty people a reason to feel superior to strangers.
Ask anyone who waits tables – the after church crowd are the absolute worst customers to deal with. Easily.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s table at Denny’s.
It will forever be a power issue. Religions want power same as any capitalist or monarchist . It’s always power.
Remember the sabbath and keeps it Holy.
You shouldn’t be asking others to labor on the sabbath day. You just sinned.
Repent and sin no more.
Truth is what comports with reality
Written by somebody that makes involuntary chewing noises all day.
I hope these people burn in their own hell
That’s keeping the Sabbath holy!
I mean…this person isn’t wrong. It would push people towards the truth, just not the truth they are thinking.
Maybe if the GOP didn’t have a presidential nominee who is literally a rapist that constantly lies and steals that would (as they put it) “push some people towards the truth!” But hey, that’s just me. Show me where in the Bible Jesus talked about feeding the hungry and loving your neighbor.
Nothing better than getting out of church and then verbally berating a 17 year old busboy. Personally why my bar is closed on Sunday
I’m pretty sure there are plenty of Christians with tattoos and earrings who are way more Christian than this human tonsil stone.
Going to open a restaurant where only people with tattoos and/or piercings can eat at
Is it possible to punch someone through the internet yet? Asking for a friend.
Is that the eleventh commandment; thou shall not skip church?
Republicans and conservatives are trying real hard to make Gilead a reality.
Orrrr… Now just hear me out…
Your church could host after service meals for the attendees and the local community and literally SERVE PEOPLE.
Just a bunch of happy church goers showing love and respect to others in the community- not preaching or judging, just having a good time ‘lining the Gospel’ for others to see.
Which church would grow the most? The one reaching out to the community, or the one hogging tables, being rude to wait staff, and typing with tracts?
Most Christians have no fucking clue who Jesus was or what he was about.
Nothing I love more then being pushed towards your “truth”. /S
Matthew 6:5-6
“And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.
Why are the “saved” always so arrogant and douchy?