Sshhhh!! We’re trying to watch a movie

    by tenebrisnubes

    16 Comments

    1. wasted-degrees on

      Just pair the muzzle with a “dangerous animal” warning sign and you’re good to go.

    2. EvilSausage69 on

      I would never use something like this on my daughter

      My wife wouldn’t let me

    3. That baby was born in the dark, molded by it. It won’t see the light of day till they are a man.

    4. I forgot what movie I went to see years ago, but there was a baby crying and someone screamed out “GET RID OF THE KID!!!!” 

    5. And that is how kinks are created!
      BDSM companies are waiting for the new generation!

    6. PlasmaGoblin on

      So maybe I’m getting principles confused… but how is it *breathable* and *soundproof*? Since sound travels through the air and the baby needs the breathable air.

    7. TristanMuldune on

      (Bane voice) You are just a passenger on this plane, but I was born to it

    8. If you shake the baby you get the same results and it doesn’t cost anything.

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