My wife recently interrupted the first nap our daughter has taken in years and this was her response

    by beezus317

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    1. The_Law_of_Pizza on

      In my experience, the moment the priest pronounces her a wife, a woman gains two supernatural powers:

      1) A special sixth sense that can detect when somebody is napping nearby; and

      2) An irresistible urge to enter that room and do random shit like peruse dresser drawers or vacuum the carpet.

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