One of the first restaurants I worked at was a local themed place and we had a milk dispenser. I have to say, whole or 2% milk that’s constantly poured at ~36 degrees is so fucking refreshing
Raw milk? Looks sus in a bank and not the dining area of a motel or hotel chain. Bet they just foreclosed on a mom and pop dairy farm. Liquidate all assets. Bastards. What city, or what bank?
Southsidetaco on
Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner is where Debts are paid
jelacey on
Last time I went to a bank with no milk, I took out $100. Last time I went to a bank with delicious, cold and virtually fat free milk, I took out $1000 and tipped half to my teller.
De5perad0 on
I love milk! I would be very happy to see that.
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spiderdue on
I once saw the inside of a milk dispenser at a coffee bar. The tube that led from the milk storage container to the dispenser valve thing was NEVER cleaned. It had black spots all inside the clear tube.
Have you ever accidently sipped spoiled milk with chunks in it? I have. I about hurled. My stomach got queezy when I saw the inside of the machine. Yuck!
saltnotsugar on
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. LET US OPEN ACCOUNTS AND INJEST MILK AS HUMANS DO.
Weetwooish on
Wisconsin?
MyBodyisChrome on
🤢
ManifestDestinysChld on
The cafeteria at the college I went to had the same Big Metal Cow.
DarthRathikus on
I honestly think this is brilliant. It’s solving the issue of people not having enough diarrhea while at the bank.
Past-Direction9145 on
my partner and I blow through 4 gallons of whole + 1/2 gallon of heavy cream per month, without fail. costco is a great place to get it.
not interested in criticism, so keep it to yourself please if you have any issues with milk. I’m just here to say I love it, and if you don’t, sux 2 b u
ForeverSJC on
English is not my main language but it really triggers me every time people say
AT MY BANK
AT MY PARK
Shouldn’t it be AT THE BANK I’M CLIENT, AT THE BANK I AM, AT THE PARK IM VISITING.
It’s not really your bank, your park
catheterhero on
I used to be a store manager of a Starbucks and one of the hardest things to get my team to do was put the milk back into the fridge after every use.
Reason was located under the counter and everyone hated bending down.
The solution was I ordered one of these and placed on the counter. The team loved and me for it.
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Is it cold?
Time for a cuppa surely.
One of the first restaurants I worked at was a local themed place and we had a milk dispenser. I have to say, whole or 2% milk that’s constantly poured at ~36 degrees is so fucking refreshing
Is this in the middle of dairy farm land?
A large client owns [97milk.com](http://97milk.com)
Raw milk? Looks sus in a bank and not the dining area of a motel or hotel chain. Bet they just foreclosed on a mom and pop dairy farm. Liquidate all assets. Bastards. What city, or what bank?
Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner is where Debts are paid
Last time I went to a bank with no milk, I took out $100. Last time I went to a bank with delicious, cold and virtually fat free milk, I took out $1000 and tipped half to my teller.
I love milk! I would be very happy to see that.
I once saw the inside of a milk dispenser at a coffee bar. The tube that led from the milk storage container to the dispenser valve thing was NEVER cleaned. It had black spots all inside the clear tube.
Have you ever accidently sipped spoiled milk with chunks in it? I have. I about hurled. My stomach got queezy when I saw the inside of the machine. Yuck!
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. LET US OPEN ACCOUNTS AND INJEST MILK AS HUMANS DO.
Wisconsin?
🤢
The cafeteria at the college I went to had the same Big Metal Cow.
I honestly think this is brilliant. It’s solving the issue of people not having enough diarrhea while at the bank.
my partner and I blow through 4 gallons of whole + 1/2 gallon of heavy cream per month, without fail. costco is a great place to get it.
not interested in criticism, so keep it to yourself please if you have any issues with milk. I’m just here to say I love it, and if you don’t, sux 2 b u
English is not my main language but it really triggers me every time people say
AT MY BANK
AT MY PARK
Shouldn’t it be AT THE BANK I’M CLIENT, AT THE BANK I AM, AT THE PARK IM VISITING.
It’s not really your bank, your park
I used to be a store manager of a Starbucks and one of the hardest things to get my team to do was put the milk back into the fridge after every use.
Reason was located under the counter and everyone hated bending down.
The solution was I ordered one of these and placed on the counter. The team loved and me for it.
I don’t get it.