How about that “not bearing false witness” Tucker? You forget that part?
Bright-Ad-9363 on
If I’m Not mistaken, Jesus actually did the things the Romans accused him of so… not really a sham
Mikeyjoetrader23 on
Did Jesus have sex with a pornstar while his wife was caring for his newborn? And then pay said pornstar hush money to not tell her story? And then try to write off the payment as a business expense?
No? Ok cool, glad we’re talking about the same thing.
ConsiderationKind264 on
Well, Mary Magdelene was supposedly a prostitute.
Live-River1879 on
Why don’t you follow the Salem witches while you’re at it, Tuck?
jhwheuer on
I’m just missing the bit with the hush money payment. How many goats would that be?
LightMission4937 on
Only degenerate care what you say pecker Tucker . Eat shit doofus.
Feminazghul on
Look at Tuck Tuck pretending to be religious so someone will give him some money.
Pithecanthropus88 on
Jesus was not tried at all. If these idiots had actually read their bible they’d know that.
Severe-Ad1166 on
Was that trial involving hush money payments to Stormy Magdalene?
sufferpuppet on
Good comparison. I’ll get the nails, you get some wood.
Hearthstoned666 on
Jesus is a foreign national who did not live in a democracy at all. He was more of a socialist.
Eeddeen42 on
Wasn’t Jesus’ best friend a prostitute? Then again it’s not like he shied away from admitting it. Magdalene was his closest companion and he made damn sure everyone knew it.
One_Object8516 on
Tucker Carlson was born the day after I was in San Francisco. Yep, the City he likes to lambaste is where this devil’s spawn was born.
NuclearWaste666 on
Tucker, another one of Putin’s bitches! The commies are everywhere. Putin would be proud.
mmio60 on
Did Jeebus have his employees testify against him?
Such_Leg3821 on
We haven’t crucified bon shitzinpants yet, plus his yrisl was fair. Are you saying 12 random citizens all colluded to convict him, before the trial happened, and before they even knew each other?
Sea-Woodpecker-610 on
If that’s what it’ll take, I’m down for a crucifiction as well.
Confident_Chicken_51 on
Bit of a stretch
aagloworks on
Jesus died for other people’s sins. You think the orange clown would take anyone’s bullet?
Imaginary_Bicycle_14 on
Jesus wasn’t real. Like Buddha. Like Horus.
ShotdeadPlayz on
I love how they compare Trump to Jesus, which in itself breaks a commandment, but Trump also broke a commandment.
Tell me again, how many commandments did Jesus break?
Ok-Web-563 on
Sure. Whatever you say idiot
Meddling-Kat on
So, you’re just saying you’re down with made up shit?
CanineSnackBitch on
If these nutcases don’t stop comparing Trump to Jesus I am going to lose. My mind. Unlike Jesus willingly paid the ultimate price for the world.
Trump doesn’t want to pay for an immigrant child’s lunch.
IssueFederal on
Tucker is just another sociopath
truckaxle on
Tucker follows Jesus? Please provide evidence.
NicNac_PattyMac on
I find this funny because Jesus absolutely committed a crime.
Disagree on the ethics of the crime all your want, but he was by definition a criminal.
Anyway, I’m not still mad about my F in my communications class, why do you ask?
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How about that “not bearing false witness” Tucker? You forget that part?
If I’m Not mistaken, Jesus actually did the things the Romans accused him of so… not really a sham
Did Jesus have sex with a pornstar while his wife was caring for his newborn? And then pay said pornstar hush money to not tell her story? And then try to write off the payment as a business expense?
No? Ok cool, glad we’re talking about the same thing.
Well, Mary Magdelene was supposedly a prostitute.
Why don’t you follow the Salem witches while you’re at it, Tuck?
I’m just missing the bit with the hush money payment. How many goats would that be?
Only degenerate care what you say pecker Tucker . Eat shit doofus.
Look at Tuck Tuck pretending to be religious so someone will give him some money.
Jesus was not tried at all. If these idiots had actually read their bible they’d know that.
Was that trial involving hush money payments to Stormy Magdalene?
Good comparison. I’ll get the nails, you get some wood.
Jesus is a foreign national who did not live in a democracy at all. He was more of a socialist.
Wasn’t Jesus’ best friend a prostitute? Then again it’s not like he shied away from admitting it. Magdalene was his closest companion and he made damn sure everyone knew it.
Tucker Carlson was born the day after I was in San Francisco. Yep, the City he likes to lambaste is where this devil’s spawn was born.
Tucker, another one of Putin’s bitches! The commies are everywhere. Putin would be proud.
Did Jeebus have his employees testify against him?
We haven’t crucified bon shitzinpants yet, plus his yrisl was fair. Are you saying 12 random citizens all colluded to convict him, before the trial happened, and before they even knew each other?
If that’s what it’ll take, I’m down for a crucifiction as well.
Bit of a stretch
Jesus died for other people’s sins. You think the orange clown would take anyone’s bullet?
Jesus wasn’t real. Like Buddha. Like Horus.
I love how they compare Trump to Jesus, which in itself breaks a commandment, but Trump also broke a commandment.
Tell me again, how many commandments did Jesus break?
Sure. Whatever you say idiot
So, you’re just saying you’re down with made up shit?
If these nutcases don’t stop comparing Trump to Jesus I am going to lose. My mind. Unlike Jesus willingly paid the ultimate price for the world.
Trump doesn’t want to pay for an immigrant child’s lunch.
Tucker is just another sociopath
Tucker follows Jesus? Please provide evidence.
I find this funny because Jesus absolutely committed a crime.
Disagree on the ethics of the crime all your want, but he was by definition a criminal.
Anyway, I’m not still mad about my F in my communications class, why do you ask?