It starts as not toasted. Then it gets lightly toasted. After that they burn the shit out of it so they have to take a belt sander to sand off the char to get it to a desirable regular toasted level. Seems pretty straight forward to me.
aesoped on
me hitting the dab pen in the Target parking lot completely unsure of how I’ll feel walking into said Target
dal5390 on
Well….we’re waiting! Don’t leave us hanging, OP. How toasted was it?
Ninja-Nikumarukun on
I think Dave’s iPad is toasted
johnphantom on
Well the real question is, “How toasted are you to enjoy that bagel”? (weed)
davewave3283 on
It doesn’t even matter. It became a crime against humanity the second you ordered jalapeño cream cheese /j.
ethanvyce on
The key is that dark toasted *is* regular toasted
Moon_Beam89 on
Light toasted
Dark toasted
Regular toasted
Bagel
*Ses*
yehti on
That bagel is *Ses*
Aspiegamer8745 on
Easy, first you put it in the toaster for the light timer, then the Dark timer, then the Regular timer. it’ll come out hard as a rock but you asked for it.
CliffsNote5 on
Dude! Level of toasted my man.
franco_daywalker on
Update please how toasted was it?
aweinschenker on
Update: it was normal toasted, which is a little less toasted than I prefer. I ordered it toasted dark.
O667 on
Cut it in four pieces (two top, two bottom). Each piece gets a different type of toasting.
ElectricThreeHundred on
You’ve heard of everyTHING bagels. Meet everyTOASTED bagel!
ChristopherParnassus on
My guess is regillar
decoran_ on
“You are the spoon” – My friend misremembering the Matrix quote
stu8018 on
Toasting the front and back of each half individually.
Lynchinizer on
Step 1- Cut the bagel into different piece
Step 2- Toast or not toast each piece differently.
Step 3- get into an argument with the client
InformationKey3816 on
Personally I’d make the sucker look like I pulled it out of the center of the Earth.
Chas_Tenenbaums_Sock on
Ses me bagel daddy
nyrB2 on
Schrödinger’s bagel
qstnablethoughts on
More toasted than I am 24/7
ccminiwarhammer on
Light+dark=regular
So that’s going to be toasted to a perfect double-regular
compaqdeskpro on
“Dave’s iPad”
Apple has no good way to mass name devices.
Legendary_New_song on
Sounds like a Tim Hortons.
CeramicFiber on
When the chicken is burnt but still tastes raw
Beneficial-Year-one on
I think it was the waitstaff that was toasted
Three-Sheetz on
I bet soon they’ll charge $.50 for each increment of toasting past no toast.
fishtheadirondacks on
The real question:
Were you charged for the toasting?
enjoyyourstudioapart on
If I were the employee, I would char the shit out of the bottom of the bagel, lightly toast the inside, and then not toast the top half at all.
lcc1353 on
Well. May be you should ask Dave.
SeiCalros on
jalapeno cream cheese? intriguing
Front-Dot-6805 on
Yes sir
neonphoenix09 on
Technically, it’s all of those things until you look
OperatorP365 on
Each quarter of it is toasted to a different level so you get to experience the full array of toasty-ness!!! (Tosti-ness? tostyness? Hmm)
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Schrödinger’s bagel
The suspense is killing me
There is no bagel
It starts as not toasted. Then it gets lightly toasted. After that they burn the shit out of it so they have to take a belt sander to sand off the char to get it to a desirable regular toasted level. Seems pretty straight forward to me.
me hitting the dab pen in the Target parking lot completely unsure of how I’ll feel walking into said Target
Well….we’re waiting! Don’t leave us hanging, OP. How toasted was it?
I think Dave’s iPad is toasted
Well the real question is, “How toasted are you to enjoy that bagel”? (weed)
It doesn’t even matter. It became a crime against humanity the second you ordered jalapeño cream cheese /j.
The key is that dark toasted *is* regular toasted
Light toasted
Dark toasted
Regular toasted
Bagel
*Ses*
That bagel is *Ses*
Easy, first you put it in the toaster for the light timer, then the Dark timer, then the Regular timer. it’ll come out hard as a rock but you asked for it.
Dude! Level of toasted my man.
Update please how toasted was it?
Update: it was normal toasted, which is a little less toasted than I prefer. I ordered it toasted dark.
Cut it in four pieces (two top, two bottom). Each piece gets a different type of toasting.
You’ve heard of everyTHING bagels. Meet everyTOASTED bagel!
My guess is regillar
“You are the spoon” – My friend misremembering the Matrix quote
Toasting the front and back of each half individually.
Step 1- Cut the bagel into different piece
Step 2- Toast or not toast each piece differently.
Step 3- get into an argument with the client
Personally I’d make the sucker look like I pulled it out of the center of the Earth.
Ses me bagel daddy
Schrödinger’s bagel
More toasted than I am 24/7
Light+dark=regular
So that’s going to be toasted to a perfect double-regular
“Dave’s iPad”
Apple has no good way to mass name devices.
Sounds like a Tim Hortons.
When the chicken is burnt but still tastes raw
I think it was the waitstaff that was toasted
I bet soon they’ll charge $.50 for each increment of toasting past no toast.
The real question:
Were you charged for the toasting?
If I were the employee, I would char the shit out of the bottom of the bagel, lightly toast the inside, and then not toast the top half at all.
Well. May be you should ask Dave.
jalapeno cream cheese? intriguing
Yes sir
Technically, it’s all of those things until you look
Each quarter of it is toasted to a different level so you get to experience the full array of toasty-ness!!! (Tosti-ness? tostyness? Hmm)
“Lucky Strike – It’s toasted” – Don Draper
Yes